I’m traveling from NH to MN today to meet some of the team at my new job.
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I see a tunnel with a light at the end of it!! Am I dead??
I have boarded! Full plane, very germy, maximum fun. See y’all in the Midwest, punks!
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@xolotl pretty sure they were also not supposed to be at that gate
@actualham given all that, prob better that they go to PR to keep it simpler by staying in the USA. Portugal might be something to aspire to one day...
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I have boarded! Full plane, very germy, maximum fun. See y’all in the Midwest, punks!
Just kidding. Pilot just came on to tell us one of the engines is…I think he said…broke.
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Just kidding. Pilot just came on to tell us one of the engines is…I think he said…broke.
As soon as they FIX THE BROKE ENGINE we will be on our way, folks!
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Just kidding. Pilot just came on to tell us one of the engines is…I think he said…broke.
@actualham Pilate! You really are on a spiritual voyage! Hope it turns out better than the common telling...
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As soon as they FIX THE BROKE ENGINE we will be on our way, folks!
I am thinking of telling them I am an EMT in case they want me to have a look under the hood
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I am thinking of telling them I am an EMT in case they want me to have a look under the hood
Oh lord we’re still on the tarmac and they are handing out free snacks IF YOU KNOW AIRPLANES LIKE I KNOW AIRPLANES THEN YOU KNOW BAD SIGN
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Just kidding. Pilot just came on to tell us one of the engines is…I think he said…broke.
@actualham David Bowie will always be my Pilate
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Oh lord we’re still on the tarmac and they are handing out free snacks IF YOU KNOW AIRPLANES LIKE I KNOW AIRPLANES THEN YOU KNOW BAD SIGN
I see a guy with a wrench walking around down there. Like someone’s cousin offered to see what he could do
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I see a guy with a wrench walking around down there. Like someone’s cousin offered to see what he could do
@actualham maybe it just needs a jump or a squirt of engine starter in the carb?
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@actualham maybe it just needs a jump or a squirt of engine starter in the carb?
@xolotl yeah probably they left the key fob in the house!
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I see a guy with a wrench walking around down there. Like someone’s cousin offered to see what he could do
If it then turns into a congregation of 6 rando dudes without uniforms, it IS a cousin/neighbor offering to see what they can do.
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I am thinking of telling them I am an EMT in case they want me to have a look under the hood
@actualham safe travels. I hope your back feels better soon (and that Netflix talent scouts are reading your great writing and offer you a mini-series, a shoe deal, a book and a Mattel Open Educational Airport Woman action mini-figure line). ⚡️🦸♂️ 💪
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I see a guy with a wrench walking around down there. Like someone’s cousin offered to see what he could do
@actualham Oh dear. Guy with a wrench is never a good sign.
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I see a guy with a wrench walking around down there. Like someone’s cousin offered to see what he could do
It’s weird how at this point like 99% of us would vote to just take off, bad engine and all, and just take our chances.
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Delayed by one hour so far! But the good news is SBARRO
@actualham Sbarro gets me every time. One always seems to appear during the most hopeless of excursions so it's like an oasis in the desert and even when there are better options, I can't resist.
Did I say oasis? I meant mirage.
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If it then turns into a congregation of 6 rando dudes without uniforms, it IS a cousin/neighbor offering to see what they can do.
Whatchya' Reckon ⁉️
I dunno, seems like the starter motor just isn't spinning the turbine up fast enough to start feeding fuel.Or maybe, we're getting an error like a door's ajar, but cannot find that stupid contact switch location. It won't tell us which door/hatch.
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@actualham safe travels. I hope your back feels better soon (and that Netflix talent scouts are reading your great writing and offer you a mini-series, a shoe deal, a book and a Mattel Open Educational Airport Woman action mini-figure line). ⚡️🦸♂️ 💪
@Eamon would totally buy those
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@actualham Sbarro gets me every time. One always seems to appear during the most hopeless of excursions so it's like an oasis in the desert and even when there are better options, I can't resist.
Did I say oasis? I meant mirage.
@sysop408 the make very good LOOKING pizza! But they taste so awful! Maybe I ate some kind of paper maché display pizza…
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It’s weird how at this point like 99% of us would vote to just take off, bad engine and all, and just take our chances.
@actualham at this point I would vote you in as the Idris Elba in Hijack of the plane, with the authority to negotiate safe arrival for all
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Ma si sa che l'Italia ha i migliori servizi segreti del mondo :/
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FESTIVAL DI SANGENNARO CONFERMATO, FOZZANAPOLI
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@gaetanov62
See, nell'acido...
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@independentpen would you like to talk to our chatbot?
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Calling this done now. This is the Split Rock Lighthouse near Two Harbors MN. We drove past this on our way home from the Boundary Water Canoe Area last summer.
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@davidrevoy
Wrong.
You are their assistant. 😁
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My country is malfunctioning. I need to submit a support ticket
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