I’m traveling from NH to MN today to meet some of the team at my new job.
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Confirmed: the Wrench Guy could not fix it. They are trying something else for 20-30 mins and then I’m likely looking at deplaning and the complete annihilation of any spirit I had left in me.
Something about the loss of daylight, each minute ticking by. End of shift is nigh. They are trying to come up with plan, for a plan, a magic trick to make it look like they're doing stuff, but are in fact not going to make good on this scheduled flight. It's not the weather.
It's the airline.
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Confirmed: the Wrench Guy could not fix it. They are trying something else for 20-30 mins and then I’m likely looking at deplaning and the complete annihilation of any spirit I had left in me.
The Apple FlightTracker says I am now “en route.”
Yeah, and Pilot Godot is at the wheel.
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The Apple FlightTracker says I am now “en route.”
Yeah, and Pilot Godot is at the wheel.
Godot just said the issue is resolved and we should be underway soon!
[Didi and Gogo dance with joy]
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The end of this EMT textbook chapter is about how to recognize when someone is sooooo dead, you don’t have to try to resuscitate them. They actually say that we should not do cpr on a decapitated patient. I have concern for students who needed to read that in a textbook.
Sorry if this is too graphic for a cute travel thread. But I’m like one step away from being a main character on The Pitt so it’s to be expected.
@actualham
*taking notes*
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Godot just said the issue is resolved and we should be underway soon!
[Didi and Gogo dance with joy]
They just need to “close up the engine.” COULD THEY DO THAT FROM THE AIR PLEASE 😭😭😭😭
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They just need to “close up the engine.” COULD THEY DO THAT FROM THE AIR PLEASE 😭😭😭😭
Still not in the air but logging off to sit quietly with my eyes closed and hum to myself
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The woman next to me is dressed the way anyone in a Boston blizzard dresses when they’re about to get on a plane to Minneapolis.
@actualham But the "Blizzard" was in BOS. She is flying TO MSP, where the weather is just above freezing w/ bright orb in the sky. When that happens in here in Mich in Feb, it's called "time for shorts, it warmed up". They do that in MN too.
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@actualham They gotta put Robin in the captain's chair.
@cogdog @actualham That would be awesome: listening to Robin live-explaining how she's flying the plane with all the thingies and coat-hook-like levers in a cockpit.
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The woman next to me is dressed the way anyone in a Boston blizzard dresses when they’re about to get on a plane to Minneapolis.
@actualham There is always one. Hopefully they are not called Dave.
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Still not in the air but logging off to sit quietly with my eyes closed and hum to myself
@actualham Cliffhanger...
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Still not in the air but logging off to sit quietly with my eyes closed and hum to myself
Oh lovelies! I had such a wonderful visit to the world of the golden gophers at my new university in Minnesota! But all good things must end so here I am at the Minneapolis airport ready to fly to Boston and we’re kicking it off with a special treat from Delta: a 3-hour delay! I’ve already done a 1 hour car ride, and we still have the flight, the 2 hour bus, and the final 1 hour car ride home. You know what this means? LIKE A GOPHER IN YOUR GARDEN THAT YOU CANT KILL THIS TRAVEL THREAD IS GOING TO CONTINUE TO EAT YOUR TIME
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Oh lovelies! I had such a wonderful visit to the world of the golden gophers at my new university in Minnesota! But all good things must end so here I am at the Minneapolis airport ready to fly to Boston and we’re kicking it off with a special treat from Delta: a 3-hour delay! I’ve already done a 1 hour car ride, and we still have the flight, the 2 hour bus, and the final 1 hour car ride home. You know what this means? LIKE A GOPHER IN YOUR GARDEN THAT YOU CANT KILL THIS TRAVEL THREAD IS GOING TO CONTINUE TO EAT YOUR TIME
[thread management does not endorse the killing of gophers or any other irritating mammals, including those ruining our country]
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[thread management does not endorse the killing of gophers or any other irritating mammals, including those ruining our country]
*running
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*running
*ha ha jk ruining
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*ha ha jk ruining
@actualham ruining for sure
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Oh lovelies! I had such a wonderful visit to the world of the golden gophers at my new university in Minnesota! But all good things must end so here I am at the Minneapolis airport ready to fly to Boston and we’re kicking it off with a special treat from Delta: a 3-hour delay! I’ve already done a 1 hour car ride, and we still have the flight, the 2 hour bus, and the final 1 hour car ride home. You know what this means? LIKE A GOPHER IN YOUR GARDEN THAT YOU CANT KILL THIS TRAVEL THREAD IS GOING TO CONTINUE TO EAT YOUR TIME
Yeessss!
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*ha ha jk ruining
@actualham I also wish ill on JK Ruining
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@actualham I also wish ill on JK Ruining
@cwebber bwahahaha