How it started / how it's going

[vex@kolektiva.social]

@ricci I'm bitter! They're in our face openly buying users by holding their health hostage, clearly intent on having humans pay the cost wherever their digital colonialism machine doesn't work. People are waiting for a line to be crossed that doesn't exist to fight back while the omnipresent digital prison is being openly built.

[erickasimone@mastodon.social]

@chillicampari @aud @ricci lol I’m screaming.

[carl@chaos.social]

@ricci this is hilarious!

[ricci@discuss.systems]

@carl yeah until you consider that people are supposed to take (for legal reasons not actually) medical advice from it

[ricci@discuss.systems]

@ChemicalEyeGuy see: "accountability sink"

[profg@mastodon.acm.org]

@ricci

🤣🤣🤡🤡🤣🤣

[gperson@social.linux.pizza]

@ricci I wonder if I can get AI to write me a prescription for opioids despite not taking them in the first place.

Now THAT will open up a whole new can of worms 👀

[regehr@mastodon.social]

@dan @ricci it is real, it's where we get the snakes for PhD defenses. also ask for the punchcard-- once you've rented 10 adders you get a king cobra.

[tedmielczarek@mastodon.social]

@aburka @ricci @jonny yeah wow unrelated here's a Reddit comment from 7 years ago that uses the exact same analogy: https://www.reddit.com/r/explainlikeimfive/comments/7vvds2/comment/dtvdtio/

[ricci@discuss.systems]

@tedmielczarek @aburka @jonny oh gee what a coincidence, I'm sure

[dan@discuss.systems]

@regehr @ricci I was never allowed to have a pet as a child but my parents would occasionally rent me a hamster or something from the pet library* and I think they had snakes too. Probably not venomous though.

*this sounds so ridiculous I had to look it up recently to make sure it wasn’t just something I had hallucinated, but no, it really was real

[wollman@mastodon.social]

@regehr @dan @ricci As opposed to the architecture department where renting ten adders gets you a discount on an FPU?

[regehr@mastodon.social]

@dan @ricci hahaha I also often have this same feeling about my childhood

[regehr@mastodon.social]

@wollman @dan @ricci no there you get a python

[regehr@mastodon.social]

@dan @ricci I don't really watch stuff like Stranger Things, but I did watch the first season and felt like it was sort of validating, like yayyy the early 80s weren't actually a fever dream

[gwozniak@discuss.systems]

@regehr @dan @ricci I watch the shows so I can find out what other people did.

[wollman@mastodon.social]

@regehr @dan @ricci The 80s were like the last time I watched any scripted television! I don't know what happened, I just never got into anything made after I went to Finland in 1988. (Lots of memories of action and procedural dramas of the day: The A Team, Airwolf, Knight Rider, Remington Steele, Manimal, The Powers of Matthew Starr — and even a few comedies like Night Court and Family Ties.)

[regehr@mastodon.social]

@wollman @dan @ricci you know what really seems like a fever dream... I spent a few summers in Seattle in the late 90s and the public access tv had some really off the charts weird programming, like there this one show was just these five people's heads on a black background and they were chanting or doing spoken word, I swear this really aired

[wollman@mastodon.social]

@regehr @dan @ricci Try explaining public access to a kid today. I'm not even sure I could explain cable properly (and I didn't even have access to cable until 1990, while it seems like a long time the heyday of the cable bundle was really only twenty years, 1990–2010).

[regehr@mastodon.social]

@wollman @dan @ricci try explaining that TV came over the air, but not wifi or bluetooth