What the actual fuck.

[dougwade@mastodon.xyz]

@kwayk42 @sundogplanets I love the enthusiasm but that would be speed running Kessler syndrome

[grb090423@mastodon.social]

@CStamp @sundogplanets

This!

[kwayk42@sechtor.social]

@dougwade @sundogplanets so... I should design incendiary rounds is what you're saying?

At this point the only way out is through, unless someone wants to build giant nets to try and clean up space debris

[spycrab@kolektiva.social]

@sundogplanets need more deorbit star link propaganda

[mkj@social.mkj.earth]

@sundogplanets One… million… satellites!? 🤯

Even ignoring all the *other* issues…

I imagine those wouldn't exactly be tiny cubesats. So how does 30 per launch sound? Build enough of those satellites and launchers to maintain a launch cadence of one launch per day, and that kind of a constellation is *90 years off* per my calculator. Assuming no failed launches and no failures in-orbit and no replacements needed for that time, naturally. And they'll cram all that into sun-synch orbits? WTAF?

[kiloku@burnthis.town]

@sundogplanets not that it matters, but it also wouldn't budge a thing in the kardashev scale, as it's supposed to measure how much power civilization can harness, and they certainly would pale in comparison to the total amount of earth based computing power, not to mention all the power used in non-computing usage

[spycrab@kolektiva.social]

@kwayk42 @dougwade @sundogplanets um actually, giant nets are a order of magnitude better idea that shooting satellites. Grapple arms and foam are also options. /srs

[mkj@social.mkj.earth]

@kwayk42 Nudge one a kilometer off position and hello our old friend Kessler.

@sundogplanets

[kwayk42@sechtor.social]

@spycrab @dougwade @sundogplanets but I can still shoot them once they're caught in a net though right?

#JustWannaBuildARailgun

[angelastella@social.treehouse.systems]

@pthenq1 @sundogplanets

The sunrise/sunset line is the terminator. So, Sun-synchronous (i.e., passes every day at the same local solar time) LEO on the plane of the terminator.

Whatever it's called, it's a horrible plan. Want a ringed planet, you know where to find it. One of these days they will come up with a clever (?) plan to dismantle the Moon to give old Earth a ring too... until the rocks start colliding with each other and decaying into our atmosphere.

[mkj@social.mkj.earth]

I really can't help but feel that someone, somewhere, saw the term "megaconstellation" and said "let's have an *actual* mega-constellation!"

@sundogplanets

[rootwyrm@weird.autos]

@sundogplanets I would ask if you were fucking serious and why the FCC hasn't thrown it out, but calling the people left there "clownshoes" is an unforgivable insult to the footwear of professional entertainers.

Also, worth noting, that isn't even fucking *ZERO* on the Kardashev because that's not even a goddamn relevant scale. Please somebody start fucking executing these techbro oligarchs to save the rest of us.

[hfinyow@mstdn.ca]

@sundogplanets at this number of satellites, we're in the domain where the Russians and Chinese might start shooting them down as they would take up orbital real estate for their own networks to compete with Starlink

[superball@norcal.social]

@kwayk42 🤭🤍

[schrotthaufen@mastodon.social]

@sundogplanets They will absolutely rubber stamp it. The orange dictator will see to it.

[faithfulljohn@mastodon.scot]

@schrotthaufen @sundogplanets 😭🤬

[davey_cakes@mastodon.ie]

@CStamp @sundogplanets

"Because FUCK the rest of the world" - USA

(Always has been)

[spycrab@kolektiva.social]

@kwayk42 @dougwade @sundogplanets if you shoot them they become a hazard for everything up there.

What's worse than a million starlinks
Several billion in trackable small starlinks

[sundogplanets@mastodon.social]

I feel like this is a good time for everyone to go read "More Everything Forever" by @adambecker.bsky.social because that completely unrealistic and awful techbro mentality/religion the only way to explain this FCC filing (and that book explains this very clearly!)

Time to go outside and listen to NZ birds as the sun comes up, because fuck SpaceX.

[herrlorenz@chaos.social]

@sundogplanets The CO2 footprint for the launches alone must be terrible? 🤔