Wait until they find out that cereal was invented with the idea that it would inhibit masturbation.

[revndm@queer.cool]

@angiebaby @billyjoebowers GIMME SOME MORNING BALLS BRO

[angiebaby@mas.to]

@ParadeGrotesque @GayDeceiver

"Real Men Put Balls in Their Mouth"

[paradegrotesque@mastodon.sdf.org]

@angiebaby @GayDeceiver

Only appropriate response...

[gaydeceiver@mstdn.social]

@ParadeGrotesque @angiebaby

Something like this or too much?

[workwithkirk@mstdn.social]

@angiebaby Is it cereal made for men, from men? Like Soylent Green?

[flipper@mastodonapp.uk]

@GayDeceiver @ParadeGrotesque @angiebaby it's kind of perfect. A small tear just ran down my cheek.

[khm@hj.9fs.net]

where uh

where is the other one

[ainsleylowbeer@mastodon.social]

@angiebaby I have no doubt we will soon hear about the new manly breakfast food from Eagle Tactical: Royal Navy Mash, now with only moderate amounts of suet. @GayDeceiver will fill you in on the details when he is ready.

[jet@mastodonapp.uk]

@angiebaby

Is that a mobile glory hole?

[glasspusher@beige.party]

@angiebaby is there a toy at the bottom of the box?

[futuristicrobert@infosec.exchange]

@angiebaby straight man here. Can confirm. I am broken.

[futuristicrobert@infosec.exchange]

@angiebaby

[gorfram@beige.party]

@tezoatlipoca @angiebaby
Look at you with all the fancy schmancy Kraft single slices. Some of us eat our "complete nutritious breakfast*"-style hotdog-on-toast sandwiches dry, as intended by god and required for true primal manliness.

*or any other meal

[cstamp@mastodon.social]

@angiebaby “corn flakes were primarily created as an easy-to-digest, pre-prepared and healthy breakfast food, in particular for patients at the Kellogg sanitarium in Michigan. The product was never advertised as an "anti-masturbatory morning meal."

Interesting.

https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/kelloggs-corn-flakes-masturbation/

But, yeah, with regards to the man cereal. The ads are hilarious. And maybe a little gay. 😁

[mast0d0nphan@beige.party]

@angiebaby An actual screenshot of an actual endorsement/testimonial on their actual website:

[mast0d0nphan@beige.party]

@floralia @angiebaby

https://www.reddit.com/r/ibs/comments/11q2mij/beware_magic_spoon_cereal_bad_for_ibs/

https://www.reddit.com/r/ibs/comments/xb5e1p/magic_spoon_cereal/