Why are there usb ports on the microwave?

[hc@mastodon.africa]

@futurebird the microwave is a 5g transceiver and part of a network to securely exchange data with other microwave owners.

[goleztrol@mastodon.social]

@futurebird
With some cross link USB cables and a hub, connect it to the fridge and dishwasher and play multiplayer DOOM.

Don't hook up the washing machine, though. It will rotate the token, putting an early end to your KAN (kitchen appliances network) party!

[sgcrawford@dice.camp]

@futurebird how can there be a correct answer??

[glutto@mastodon.social]

@futurebird

So you can run dual hot plates.

[enron@tilde.zone]

@futurebird it's a MIDI host so you can program your yamaha DX7 with pizza rolls

[electric_gumball@mastodon.social]

@enron @futurebird
Mmmm cheesy

[leonardof@bertha.social]

@futurebird synchronized swimming

[glitchyzorua@wetdry.world]

@futurebird download your microwave

[mshiltonj@mastodon.online]

@futurebird copy your files to the microwave and nuke them for 30 seconds to sanitize them -- it's the best way to remove bugs and viruses.

[omvargas@mastodon.cr]

@futurebird to plug an external keyboard, in case you don't like the built-in keypad.

[renardboy@mastodon.social]

@futurebird so you can install linux using UEFI and free your food reheating process from the shackles of proprietary software.

[dinosaurtendencies@universeodon.com]

@futurebird expansion of Elon's Starlink system. As a bonus, your microwave will soon be self-driving

[cassandravert@indieweb.social]

So you can charge the toaster.

[linear@nya.social]

@futurebird@sauropods.win so that you can use a usbkiller on it if a coworker is about to put fish inside

[rgsteele@toque.town]

@futurebird They're in case all the ports on your paper towel holder are in use.

[knapjack@snac.gruntle.cc]

@futurebird@sauropods.win Oooh, now with fancy pre-defrost boot logo.

[brandonscript@appdot.net]

@futurebird daisy-chaining microwaves. The waves are compressed and sent through the USB to additional connected microwaves.

[ericlawton@kolektiva.social]

@futurebird

Find the recipe on your phone, connect it through one of the ports, and the oven will make it.

Early model Star Trek replicator.

[rperezrosario@mastodon.social]

@a2_4am @llewelly @futurebird And probably not a part of a complete breakfast.

[stephaniemoore@mastodon.online]

@robertklaschka @futurebird I think this is winner winner chicken dinner 🍗