Why are there usb ports on the microwave?

[mshiltonj@mastodon.online]

@futurebird copy your files to the microwave and nuke them for 30 seconds to sanitize them -- it's the best way to remove bugs and viruses.

[omvargas@mastodon.cr]

@futurebird to plug an external keyboard, in case you don't like the built-in keypad.

[renardboy@mastodon.social]

@futurebird so you can install linux using UEFI and free your food reheating process from the shackles of proprietary software.

[dinosaurtendencies@universeodon.com]

@futurebird expansion of Elon's Starlink system. As a bonus, your microwave will soon be self-driving

[cassandravert@indieweb.social]

So you can charge the toaster.

[linear@nya.social]

@futurebird@sauropods.win so that you can use a usbkiller on it if a coworker is about to put fish inside

[rgsteele@toque.town]

@futurebird They're in case all the ports on your paper towel holder are in use.

[knapjack@snac.gruntle.cc]

@futurebird@sauropods.win Oooh, now with fancy pre-defrost boot logo.

[brandonscript@appdot.net]

@futurebird daisy-chaining microwaves. The waves are compressed and sent through the USB to additional connected microwaves.

[ericlawton@kolektiva.social]

@futurebird

Find the recipe on your phone, connect it through one of the ports, and the oven will make it.

Early model Star Trek replicator.

[rperezrosario@mastodon.social]

@a2_4am @llewelly @futurebird And probably not a part of a complete breakfast.

[stephaniemoore@mastodon.online]

@robertklaschka @futurebird I think this is winner winner chicken dinner 🍗

[llewelly@sauropods.win]

@rperezrosario @a2_4am @futurebird I will admit that it is harder to work a 12 hour shift on a breakfast of coffee and USB ports than on breakfast of rice and potatoes.

[chertridge@beige.party]

@futurebird To plug in both Flux Capacitors.

[mamalake@beige.party]

@futurebird it's for calling the police : https://share.google/KmlgpJPWMSzwxsJ72

[b_bird@mastodon.social]

@futurebird
Obviously, to program the mark-space-ratio of the magnetron power-supply to play music as your food cooks.

[b_bird@mastodon.social]

@lapis @futurebird

"Quiche Food Porn"

[chamomile@furry.engineer]

@futurebird That's for initial wifi setup for the smart features

[ottaross@mastodon.social]

@futurebird because SCSI ports were too scuzzy.

[synapsenkitzler@digitalcourage.social]

reminds me to usb-wine:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lfWf-7skaU8

plugin the gadget to usb and get wine. 👍

@futurebird

#wine #usb #usbwine
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