Why are there usb ports on the microwave?

[llewelly@sauropods.win]

@rperezrosario @a2_4am @futurebird I will admit that it is harder to work a 12 hour shift on a breakfast of coffee and USB ports than on breakfast of rice and potatoes.

[chertridge@beige.party]

@futurebird To plug in both Flux Capacitors.

[mamalake@beige.party]

@futurebird it's for calling the police : https://share.google/KmlgpJPWMSzwxsJ72

[b_bird@mastodon.social]

@futurebird
Obviously, to program the mark-space-ratio of the magnetron power-supply to play music as your food cooks.

[b_bird@mastodon.social]

@lapis @futurebird

"Quiche Food Porn"

[chamomile@furry.engineer]

@futurebird That's for initial wifi setup for the smart features

[ottaross@mastodon.social]

@futurebird because SCSI ports were too scuzzy.

[synapsenkitzler@digitalcourage.social]

reminds me to usb-wine:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lfWf-7skaU8

plugin the gadget to usb and get wine. 👍

@futurebird

#wine #usb #usbwine
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[mikesax@mas.to]

@futurebird for camping, obviously ⛺️

[perhaps391@mastodon.social]

@futurebird For firmware upgrades when they switch to "Metric Time" next year.

[ynym@tooot.im]

@futurebird Age verification

[fluffye@app.wafrn.net]

for your 2fa key.

[darac@furry.engineer]

@futurebird For roasting battery chicken.

[fishidwardrobe@social.tchncs.de]

@futurebird Uncooked Sausage Blinis?