Bonus #JokeQ: Why did the pie go to the dentist?A: He needed a filling. (It's #HootinTootinTuesday again! Post some jokes or funny memes under this hashtag today, and bring lots of smiles to #Mastodon.)#Humor #Humour #FunnyMeme #Turkey #TurkeyDay #DadJokes #Thanksgiving #ThanksgivingDinner #Holidays #DadJoke #Pie #Pies #Cats #CatsOfMastodon #Catstodon #Caturday #PumpkinPie
Teacher: You have 5 cats, and someone wants 2 of them. How many cats do you have left?Me: 5Teacher: Ok. Let's say someone forcefully takes 2 cats. What do you have now?Me: 5 cats and a dead body.#Cats #Caturday #Humour
Bonus #JokeA classified ad once read, "Looking for a married woman, recently cheated on, mad and scorned, who is willing to sell her husband's tools for cheap."(It's #HootinTootinTuesday again! Post some jokes or funny memes under this hashtag today, and bring lots of smiles to #Mastodon.)#Humor #Humour #FunnyMeme #Marriage #MarriedLife #Husbands #Wives