We moved to a new office 3 years ago.

[fesshole@mastodon.social]

We moved to a new office 3 years ago. In the first week we moved in I found a locked door at the bottom of a corridor no-one goes down. Found the key & inside was a bathroom with a shower. Haven't told anyone else & use it as my secret throne. I just have to bring my own loo roll

[scott@tweesecake.social]

@fesshole Politest piss fess yet.

[scottearle@poorlyrendered.com]

@fesshole And it hasn’t been cleaned in three years

[baiteh@layer8.space]

@scottearle @fesshole surely...
No, this is fesshole isn't it?

[kaliah@dragonscave.space]

@fesshole This is so weird, not because of anything you did, but because there's just some random secret bathroom that was locked out. I have questions

[lepaggoth@mastodon.social]

@Kaliah @fesshole Where I work, random locked out bathrooms usually have faulty drains and were locked out for to wait for wealthier times when the owner of the building could afford fixing them. Not too hopeful they'd ever do.

[kaliah@dragonscave.space]

@lepaggoth @fesshole This was my thought too. I find it hard to believe that there was just some random perfectly viable bathroom locked up for no reason. Some sort of employees only thing *maybe* depending on where the original poster works, but even that's a stretch. I was assuming there had to be something wrong with it somewhere otherwise I'm sure people would've known about it. Like I said I have questions.

[paulfreeman@indieweb.social]

@fesshole and you have to clean it too. You wash and clean it, don’t you? Mind you, this is fesshole

[mansr@society.oftrolls.com]

@fesshole Is there a filing cabinet in there, and does the door have a sign saying "Beware of the Leopard"?

[twipped@twipped.social]

@lepaggoth @Kaliah @fesshole where I worked they were usually locked to keep staff from fucking in them.