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Just got back home. I drove through the fog, not too bad in town, but the moment I left the city it turned into a wall of nothingness. I even struggled to find my front door, though I eventually made it inside. The key barely worked too, which is odd since it never gives me trouble.
I take off my jacket and I can't find my coat rack. Weird. Then I notice a stranger on my couch. Except that is not my couch. And this is not my living room. This guy has changed all the furniture in my house. How did he manage that in just a few hours?
Alright, terrible joke, I'll stop. Pretending I walked into the wrong house is peak dad joke...
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Just got back home. I drove through the fog, not too bad in town, but the moment I left the city it turned into a wall of nothingness. I even struggled to find my front door, though I eventually made it inside. The key barely worked too, which is odd since it never gives me trouble.
I take off my jacket and I can't find my coat rack. Weird. Then I notice a stranger on my couch. Except that is not my couch. And this is not my living room. This guy has changed all the furniture in my house. How did he manage that in just a few hours?
Alright, terrible joke, I'll stop. Pretending I walked into the wrong house is peak dad joke...
@stefano@bsd.cafe Up here on the hills, strange legends are told about the fog in the depths of the Po Valley...
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@ju really? Like that they're full of smog?
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Just got back home. I drove through the fog, not too bad in town, but the moment I left the city it turned into a wall of nothingness. I even struggled to find my front door, though I eventually made it inside. The key barely worked too, which is odd since it never gives me trouble.
I take off my jacket and I can't find my coat rack. Weird. Then I notice a stranger on my couch. Except that is not my couch. And this is not my living room. This guy has changed all the furniture in my house. How did he manage that in just a few hours?
Alright, terrible joke, I'll stop. Pretending I walked into the wrong house is peak dad joke...
@stefano hey you got me with that.
I had an experience far too similar,
and my errant brother had one that was hilarious.
In reality, the moon had just set when I arrived at my destination in Michigan. This is a couple of decades ago, but I will not forget.
I was supposed to find the keys to my A-Frame in a boathouse, but nothing at all was visible when walked from my car to the beach.
Yes it was really dark, and this was only half way up they coast. They have less artificial light further North -
Just got back home. I drove through the fog, not too bad in town, but the moment I left the city it turned into a wall of nothingness. I even struggled to find my front door, though I eventually made it inside. The key barely worked too, which is odd since it never gives me trouble.
I take off my jacket and I can't find my coat rack. Weird. Then I notice a stranger on my couch. Except that is not my couch. And this is not my living room. This guy has changed all the furniture in my house. How did he manage that in just a few hours?
Alright, terrible joke, I'll stop. Pretending I walked into the wrong house is peak dad joke...
@stefano "peak dad joke" doesn't mean necessary "terrible"
Don't diminish yourself. We are the best gen! :P
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@stefano "peak dad joke" doesn't mean necessary "terrible"
Don't diminish yourself. We are the best gen! :P
@omar ahah thanks!
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@stefano hey you got me with that.
I had an experience far too similar,
and my errant brother had one that was hilarious.
In reality, the moon had just set when I arrived at my destination in Michigan. This is a couple of decades ago, but I will not forget.
I was supposed to find the keys to my A-Frame in a boathouse, but nothing at all was visible when walked from my car to the beach.
Yes it was really dark, and this was only half way up they coast. They have less artificial light further North@indyradio eheh that's a nice story!
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@ju really? Like that they're full of smog?
@stefano@bsd.cafe
something like that...
also we wonder how you, down there, can actually manage to go around with all the fog and not to get lost...surely there has to be some form of adaptive evolution...maybe antennas? XD
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@ju Considering I wasn't born here, I had to adapt and it wasn't easy.
To be honest, the foggy days are quite rare, now. There used to be a lot of them 15/20 years ago, but the climate is changing. Today, it's the first really foggy day of the year. And tomorrow it will rain, so fog should disappear -
@ju Considering I wasn't born here, I had to adapt and it wasn't easy.
To be honest, the foggy days are quite rare, now. There used to be a lot of them 15/20 years ago, but the climate is changing. Today, it's the first really foggy day of the year. And tomorrow it will rain, so fog should disappear@stefano@bsd.cafe ...it sounds so normal...
But really, from here you can see all the Po Valley under those layers of fog, if you don't think about pollution and other nasty stuff, it looks like a really mysterious and fascinating landscape.
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@ju It can be. When I was younger, I loved to go out and walk when the fog was thick. It gave me a sense of silence and peace.
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Just got back home. I drove through the fog, not too bad in town, but the moment I left the city it turned into a wall of nothingness. I even struggled to find my front door, though I eventually made it inside. The key barely worked too, which is odd since it never gives me trouble.
I take off my jacket and I can't find my coat rack. Weird. Then I notice a stranger on my couch. Except that is not my couch. And this is not my living room. This guy has changed all the furniture in my house. How did he manage that in just a few hours?
Alright, terrible joke, I'll stop. Pretending I walked into the wrong house is peak dad joke...
Plot twist:
The stranger on the coach says: "What are you doing here again, Stefano? You died in that fog many decades ago. This is my house now."
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@angel This is interesting....I have some ideas now...thank you!!!
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@artbyailbhe I do not require much padding on the caboose and yet I yearn for more padding on the caboose! I'd just like it to be more practical!
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@sinituulia that looks like a great idea!
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ma quindi
non era
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