"Do you know where I can look up Frungal's Extractor?"
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"Do you know where I can look up Frungal's Extractor?"
The magic school librarian sighed. "That grimoire is locked away."
"Why?"
"That spell extracts your anxieties and fears and turns them into a creature."
"Yes! To slay!"
"In theory. In practice, nobody can slay the new pet they created."
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"Do you know where I can look up Frungal's Extractor?"
The magic school librarian sighed. "That grimoire is locked away."
"Why?"
"That spell extracts your anxieties and fears and turns them into a creature."
"Yes! To slay!"
"In theory. In practice, nobody can slay the new pet they created."
@MicroSFF "But... did anyone ever try feeding it instead?"
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@MicroSFF "But... did anyone ever try feeding it instead?"
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"Do you know where I can look up Frungal's Extractor?"
The magic school librarian sighed. "That grimoire is locked away."
"Why?"
"That spell extracts your anxieties and fears and turns them into a creature."
"Yes! To slay!"
"In theory. In practice, nobody can slay the new pet they created."
@MicroSFF Given that befriending one's anxiety and/or treating it as a pet are highly recommended therapeutic techniques, I'm not seeing the problem here.
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"Do you know where I can look up Frungal's Extractor?"
The magic school librarian sighed. "That grimoire is locked away."
"Why?"
"That spell extracts your anxieties and fears and turns them into a creature."
"Yes! To slay!"
"In theory. In practice, nobody can slay the new pet they created."
@MicroSFF I don't like the ending.
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"Do you know where I can look up Frungal's Extractor?"
The magic school librarian sighed. "That grimoire is locked away."
"Why?"
"That spell extracts your anxieties and fears and turns them into a creature."
"Yes! To slay!"
"In theory. In practice, nobody can slay the new pet they created."
@MicroSFF Omg, genius! šš„³š§āāļø
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@MicroSFF Given that befriending one's anxiety and/or treating it as a pet are highly recommended therapeutic techniques, I'm not seeing the problem here.
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"Do you know where I can look up Frungal's Extractor?"
The magic school librarian sighed. "That grimoire is locked away."
"Why?"
"That spell extracts your anxieties and fears and turns them into a creature."
"Yes! To slay!"
"In theory. In practice, nobody can slay the new pet they created."
@MicroSFF as Hozier sang ādonāt you ever tame your demons, but always keep āem on a leashā
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"Do you know where I can look up Frungal's Extractor?"
The magic school librarian sighed. "That grimoire is locked away."
"Why?"
"That spell extracts your anxieties and fears and turns them into a creature."
"Yes! To slay!"
"In theory. In practice, nobody can slay the new pet they created."
@MicroSFF ANXIETY FRIEND! ANXIETY FRIEND! ANXIETY FRIEND!
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@fsinn hang tough and thanks for what you do.
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Iām so tired of these assholes. Iām logging off.
Goodnight, folks. Be well, stay safe. āš»
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@evan First boyfriend had the sunset van!
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I am going to go to bed and think long and hard about what I've done
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@mayintoronto big improvement
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next time I will try to know more about my field, ty!
