Please tell me this is a THEY HAVE PLAYED US FOR ABSOLUTE FOOLS meme?
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RE: https://wandering.shop/@cstross/116126128460258409
Please tell me this is a THEY HAVE PLAYED US FOR ABSOLUTE FOOLS meme?
Because if not, I DEMAND a refund for this goddamn century (it is brain-damaged, probably from hitting itself in the face with a hammer)
@cstross now i am hearing “Bonesmashing” to the song “Night Clubbing” as sung by Iggy Pop
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RE: https://wandering.shop/@cstross/116126128460258409
Please tell me this is a THEY HAVE PLAYED US FOR ABSOLUTE FOOLS meme?
Because if not, I DEMAND a refund for this goddamn century (it is brain-damaged, probably from hitting itself in the face with a hammer)
@cstross It is a phrase that if you look closely you can see an anagram for morons
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RE: https://wandering.shop/@cstross/116126128460258409
Please tell me this is a THEY HAVE PLAYED US FOR ABSOLUTE FOOLS meme?
Because if not, I DEMAND a refund for this goddamn century (it is brain-damaged, probably from hitting itself in the face with a hammer)
@cstross The kind of plastic surgery that alters your bone structure isn't cheap.
People do self-destructive things for status, and it works, just because it proves they can survive it.
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@cstross The kind of plastic surgery that alters your bone structure isn't cheap.
People do self-destructive things for status, and it works, just because it proves they can survive it.
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RE: https://wandering.shop/@cstross/116126128460258409
Please tell me this is a THEY HAVE PLAYED US FOR ABSOLUTE FOOLS meme?
Because if not, I DEMAND a refund for this goddamn century (it is brain-damaged, probably from hitting itself in the face with a hammer)
@cstross Maybe looksmashing is a craving brought on my reading the news. I’ve sure felt like I got hit in the head by a hammer some days.
It’s a workaround until nanotech lets us program our morphology.
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RE: https://wandering.shop/@cstross/116126128460258409
Please tell me this is a THEY HAVE PLAYED US FOR ABSOLUTE FOOLS meme?
Because if not, I DEMAND a refund for this goddamn century (it is brain-damaged, probably from hitting itself in the face with a hammer)
@cstross Next up, autotrepanation.
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RE: https://wandering.shop/@cstross/116126128460258409
Please tell me this is a THEY HAVE PLAYED US FOR ABSOLUTE FOOLS meme?
Because if not, I DEMAND a refund for this goddamn century (it is brain-damaged, probably from hitting itself in the face with a hammer)
@cstross Given what people have done in the past, I'm not gonna dismiss this as a hoax or joke offhand. I'm just going to hope it's a self-correcting trend.
"You know how stupid the average person is? Well, by definition half of 'em are stupider than that."
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RE: https://wandering.shop/@cstross/116126128460258409
Please tell me this is a THEY HAVE PLAYED US FOR ABSOLUTE FOOLS meme?
Because if not, I DEMAND a refund for this goddamn century (it is brain-damaged, probably from hitting itself in the face with a hammer)
@cstross I blame brain damage from repeated COVID infections.
Err, no, you're doing facepalming the wrong way...
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RE: https://wandering.shop/@cstross/116126128460258409
Please tell me this is a THEY HAVE PLAYED US FOR ABSOLUTE FOOLS meme?
Because if not, I DEMAND a refund for this goddamn century (it is brain-damaged, probably from hitting itself in the face with a hammer)
@cstross I'm not sure how to feel about this - with something this desperate, there has to be some degree of body dysmorphia in play...
... or maybe I am overthinking it and "looksmaxxers" really are just stupid.
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RE: https://wandering.shop/@cstross/116126128460258409
Please tell me this is a THEY HAVE PLAYED US FOR ABSOLUTE FOOLS meme?
Because if not, I DEMAND a refund for this goddamn century (it is brain-damaged, probably from hitting itself in the face with a hammer)
@cstross Frankly I am sad. I already ordered the tennis shoes and 1-piece suit. I also put an online order for a 10mx10m print of 3I/ATLAS with the words: "I am ready. Take me home." And have begun my fasting eating nothing but small pebbles and bone broth boiled with rusty hammers.
Why do people have to keep playing with our emotional ontology?
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