"AI is giving attackers a huge advantage!"

[futuristicrobert@infosec.exchange]

@cR0w @krypt3ia

Therapist: Why do you think you have trust issues?

Me: I work in cybersecurity.

Therapist: But that doesn't-

Me: AI

Therapiest: .... Oh.....

[krypt3ia@infosec.exchange]

@cR0w Once upon a time, the insider threat was the employee… Now, it’s the AI employee.

[viss@mastodon.social]

@cR0w @krypt3ia im trying!

[krypt3ia@infosec.exchange]

@Viss @cR0w Like all things security, we will be ignored.

[cr0w@infosec.exchange]

@krypt3ia Now it's everybody. With zero trust to the rescue we're all the insider threat. Which means no one is. Security solved.

[cr0w@infosec.exchange]

@krypt3ia @Viss Unless there's an easy way for rich people to make more money off it.

[drsbaitso@infosec.exchange]

@cR0w @krypt3ia Yeah, I think we're completely quaked. Utterly hexened.

[kajer@infosec.exchange]

@cR0w @krypt3ia @Viss what about taking money?

stop spending money on tokens, use someone elses. (stolen from group chat, stolen from shitter)

[futuristicrobert@infosec.exchange]

@cR0w @krypt3ia @Viss

THIS!!!

Security isn't profitable. Line doesn't go up unless you're an ambulance cha.... I mean "security vendor."

[cr0w@infosec.exchange]

@drwho Sure. Go nuts. :-)

[futuristicrobert@infosec.exchange]

@cR0w @krypt3ia @Viss and then the only people benefiting from your services are the people who can afford it.

EDIT: When I say "security vendor" I mean "SeCuRiTy VeNdOR!!!!!!!11111!!!!!"

[iagox86@infosec.exchange]

@cR0w Also trust! I remember when certain small companies used to set themselves apart and build a lot of goodwill by having humans create things for the community.. now it's all slop all the time coming from their social accounts

[krypt3ia@infosec.exchange]

@kajer @cR0w @Viss BAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[jimijamflimflam@mstdn.social]

I used to play with those as a kid. We called them jarts (or lawn darts). They disappeared for some reason. 🤔

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lawn_darts

@jackryder @cR0w

[flowermob@mastodon.social]

@cR0w That was the point.

[viss@mastodon.social]

@FuturisticRobert @cR0w @krypt3ia i am a security vendor and i am vehemently against ambulance chasing

[cr0w@infosec.exchange]

@iagox86 There are so many executives who don't see the exodus in front of them right now. Unfortunately it'll be too late when they do.

[futuristicrobert@infosec.exchange]

@Viss @cR0w @krypt3ia there are always exceptions. Case in point. :)

I'm casting a broad net.

[cr0w@infosec.exchange]

@Jimijamflimflam @jackryder No fun allowed.

[jackryder@infosec.exchange]

@Jimijamflimflam
We had some when I was younger. Bright colored plastic death sticks were the best!

@cR0w