No one: ...
Absolutely no one: ...
Me (to myself): Remember when you went to see Ready Player One at the movie theater and it was so bad that you cried silently for a little bit. And then you didn't want to go see any movie in the theater for fears your heart and soul might be broken even further by the commercialization of stories that are dear to you? And then COVID happened and hasn't ended?
Me: i do. sadly.
Me: well i think we should go to the movies just for the popcorn mothafucka!