I have, sometimes, been told I should write a book. And sometimes I take it as a compliment. And sometimes I take it as an insult.I have been told, sometimes, I should be a teacher. And sometimes I take it as a compliment. And sometimes I take it as an insult.But no one ever tells me I should become a Ron Jeremy impersonator... And I'm starting to get offended!#OnlyHalfJoking