Piero Bosio Social Web Site Personale

Me: Babe, get ready cuz I'm gonna do you in ways that are illegal in 37 states!

Her: Oh, yeah! PUNISH me, daddy!

Me: No, wait! I went too far! I didn't mean to imply I'd role-play a republican!

The mini market MILF smiled at me today.

There are friendly smiles and friendlier smiles. Right? And then there are smiles that make your heart pump faster.

So yeah, I'm back home and taking a double dose of my blood pressure meds.

🃏

@wokerati OH MY LUIGIS!

Once again, I am NOT making my own Fedi client... But on the extremely off chance that I were:

All posts would be rendered WITHOUT hashtags.

The original post text still has the hashtags of course, but for display the hashtags would be hidden/stripped. A collapsible section beneath the post allows you to see the hashtags but only if you want to uncollapse/hover over the section.

@demofox oh, I have seen the gameplay on twitch briefly. But I have never played that game. Or, sadly, been to Italy.

GF was showing me some houses. And to be honest I was not into it, if I buy a house it'll be for me and for me only.

Then she says, there are cheap houses in Italy. I raised an eyebrow. Then she says, there's a church for sale. And I smiled.

And THEN she says, "The church has a graveyard..."

And fedi, I cannot begin to tell you how much I would like to own an Italian church with an attached graveyard.

I love this island, irrationally, and think I could never die anyplace else... but...

While making out...

Her: Baby, I'm gonna turn off the lights.

Me: Okay then...

Her: I'm shy, I'm sorry...

Her: (turns off the lights)

Me: IT IS NOW PITCH BLACK YOU ARE LIKELY TO BE EATEN BY MY GRUE!

Her: what!?!?

Me: what??!!

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#iykyk

@roknrol @hex LOL

I'm so sorry but...

Is Milla Jovovich just female Steven Seagal now?

Or did she get a bad lifetime contract to make questionable quality movies?

Asking me for money = Instant block

but if I could shove a baseball bat deeply deeply into your balls for hiding behind pictures of hurt children you bet I would

CuddleS!? As in more than one!!?? In this economic oppression!!!???

I repeat myself but...

Sleep should be a switch

@DarioZanette super agree

How long until guillotines is the compromise position?

It's way past my bedtime. **does a little jig**

@a2_4am This makes me sad. Can't even explain how.

I am NOT making my own Mastodon client. But if I WERE to do it...

Maybe while hovering over an account, and the Profile Card pops up, it has a section where the last 3 domains the person has linked show up.

If you see - x.com, forbes.com, nypost.com - then you already know what to expect further on.

"Stop making stupid people famous"

Could we also stop linking inflammatory news sites and giving them clicks?

👉👈 Please!?

Nightmares have woken me up earlier than I wanted, or deserve...

@mrencyclopedia Yes, absolutely.

If you have a "good" idea, you will have to practically beg for anyone to copy it.

If you have a "great" idea, you will have to beg to not be branded insane.

But at the end of the day ideas are worthless; what matters is execution.