Me (to myself, after editing the same group of half a dozen words, adding/deleting commas, letting auto-correct do corrections and then deciding auto-correct is shit, on an inconsequential social media joke): Hey do you know the difference between "god", Aaron Sorkin, and you!?"Me (instantly confused me): wait, what...Me (to myself): Well, Aaron Sorkin KNOWS he ain't god, and "god" KNOWS she ain't Aaron Sorkin!!! I laugh, "Me" laughs, the doggo laughs, the shadows in the corner laugh...