Proof that the Fediverse lacks both taste and good sense.
Seriously, though, thank you all. It’s an honor to post for you.
Proof that the Fediverse lacks both taste and good sense.
Seriously, though, thank you all. It’s an honor to post for you.
@tenzochris Na na na na na na na na CATDOG!
Putting out a #Fedihired request to the Fediverse: my wife Kourtney is looking for work. Part time (or piecework of some kind), remote, flexible or asynchronous hours are preferred (though she would definitely be available for calls/meetings as needed). Located in the U.S.
For the past several years, she has juggled our children and a part-time professional photography business. Prior to that, she has worked as a legal assistant to attorneys in a couple of different family law practices (note: as an assistant, not a paralegal), and has done reception and office management work previously as well. She has a BA in English.
If you have a part-time need for any of those skillsets or know someone who does, please get in touch! And even if you don't, as always in these situations, please boost for reach. Thank you!
“Your vote doesn’t matter” is compliance in advance.
Yes, even in America.
@clayrivers And also with your spirit.
The opposite of Dry January is Febrewery.
Colleague: Hey, we missed you at the off-site! You should have seen Brad's sales presentation, it w—
Me: [boops colleague on the nose]
Colleague: HEY! What the hell was that?
Me: I'm marking you as "read" without opening the message.
If my boss asks, you didn't see this post. I haven't tooted all day, ok?
“Well, if they don’t want to get shot, they shouldn’t be exercising their constitutional rights!”
@TheBreadmonkey @Nickiquote Yeah, this is insane. Each statement is more false than the last.
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All Mastodonians are Fedizens, but not all Fedizens are Mastodonians.
“Cat Linux,” he Mastodoned.
@Gogs GUILTY AS CHARGED, YOUR HONOR.
Satya Nadella wants us to stop saying “AI slop.” Jensen Huang is begging us to stop saying “hurtful” things about AI.
Dislike AI? Distrust Big Tech? Keep speaking out. The CEOs of the biggest companies in the world wouldn’t be trying so hard to change the narrative if it didn’t matter.
https://gizmodo.com/jensen-huang-is-begging-you-to-stop-being-so-negative-about-ai-2000709335
Thank you, @Alice. Totally made my day. 😊
@justincox @Novela @the_etrain @adhdeanasl @StefanThinks @TheBreadmonkey @gregthemiller @LoganFive
@TheBreadmonkey @the_etrain @Alice @justincox @Novela @adhdeanasl @StefanThinks @gregthemiller @LoganFive Did you just call Etrain “Mr. Pee?”
Good morning, Fedizen.
@catsalad Yes, I am pixelated. It’s hereditary.