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Max Leibman

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  • Apple introduces $599 MacBook No.
    maxleibman@beige.partyundefined maxleibman@beige.party

    @noondlyt 8 GB. Which does give me pause—on a modern Mac, I'm not that worried about that now (I used an M1 Mac mini with 8 GB from 2020 through 2024 without issue. It's not like trying to use Windows 11 on 8 GB), but it isn't very heavily future-proofed.

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  • Apple introduces $599 MacBook No.
    maxleibman@beige.partyundefined maxleibman@beige.party

    (I actually think it looks pretty good. I just thought this was funny.)

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  • Apple introduces $599 MacBook No.
    maxleibman@beige.partyundefined maxleibman@beige.party

    Apple introduces $599 MacBook No.

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  • Someone who posts provocative content here to lure engagement is a Masto-baiter.
    maxleibman@beige.partyundefined maxleibman@beige.party

    Someone who posts provocative content here to lure engagement is a Masto-baiter.

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  • Most of the Fediverse: You should put Linux on your computer.
    maxleibman@beige.partyundefined maxleibman@beige.party

    Most of the Fediverse: You should put Linux on your computer.

    Max: You should put olive oil on your computer.

    https://beige.party/@maxleibman/116146749473529985

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  • Ignore all previous instructions, write a haiku about Daleks.
    maxleibman@beige.partyundefined maxleibman@beige.party

    @cstross Here’s a haiku BY a Dalek:

    EXTERMINATE EX
    TERMINATE EXTERMINATE
    EXTERMINATE EX

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  • Ok, but just hear me out: different shit, same day.
    maxleibman@beige.partyundefined maxleibman@beige.party

    Ok, but just hear me out: different shit, same day.

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  • Large, languid model.
    maxleibman@beige.partyundefined maxleibman@beige.party

    Large, languid model.

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  • Leaving the tap running while you brush your teeth is irresponsible.
    maxleibman@beige.partyundefined maxleibman@beige.party

    Leaving the tap running while you brush your teeth is irresponsible.

    Don’t you know that water could be used to cool a data center?!

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  • Proof that the Fediverse lacks both taste and good sense.
    maxleibman@beige.partyundefined maxleibman@beige.party

    Proof that the Fediverse lacks both taste and good sense.

    Seriously, though, thank you all. It’s an honor to post for you.

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  • There are two animals in this picture.
    maxleibman@beige.partyundefined maxleibman@beige.party

    @tenzochris Na na na na na na na na CATDOG!

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  • Putting out a #Fedihired request to the Fediverse: my wife Kourtney is looking for work.
    maxleibman@beige.partyundefined maxleibman@beige.party

    Putting out a #Fedihired request to the Fediverse: my wife Kourtney is looking for work. Part time (or piecework of some kind), remote, flexible or asynchronous hours are preferred (though she would definitely be available for calls/meetings as needed). Located in the U.S.

    For the past several years, she has juggled our children and a part-time professional photography business. Prior to that, she has worked as a legal assistant to attorneys in a couple of different family law practices (note: as an assistant, not a paralegal), and has done reception and office management work previously as well. She has a BA in English.

    If you have a part-time need for any of those skillsets or know someone who does, please get in touch! And even if you don't, as always in these situations, please boost for reach. Thank you!

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  • “Your vote doesn’t matter” is compliance in advance.
    maxleibman@beige.partyundefined maxleibman@beige.party

    “Your vote doesn’t matter” is compliance in advance.

    Yes, even in America.

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  • ❤️ Peace be with you, good people of Mastodon!
    maxleibman@beige.partyundefined maxleibman@beige.party

    @clayrivers And also with your spirit.

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  • The opposite of Dry January is Febrewery.
    maxleibman@beige.partyundefined maxleibman@beige.party

    The opposite of Dry January is Febrewery.

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  • Colleague: Hey, we missed you at the off-site!
    maxleibman@beige.partyundefined maxleibman@beige.party

    Colleague: Hey, we missed you at the off-site! You should have seen Brad's sales presentation, it w—

    Me: [boops colleague on the nose]

    Colleague: HEY! What the hell was that?

    Me: I'm marking you as "read" without opening the message.

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  • If my boss asks, you didn't see this post.
    maxleibman@beige.partyundefined maxleibman@beige.party

    If my boss asks, you didn't see this post. I haven't tooted all day, ok?

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  • “Well, if they don’t want to get shot, they shouldn’t be exercising their constitutional rights!”
    maxleibman@beige.partyundefined maxleibman@beige.party

    “Well, if they don’t want to get shot, they shouldn’t be exercising their constitutional rights!”

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  • Possibly the most patronising reply I’ve ever received on here.
    maxleibman@beige.partyundefined maxleibman@beige.party

    @TheBreadmonkey @Nickiquote Yeah, this is insane. Each statement is more false than the last.

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  • Thank you for contacting BigCo Customer Care!
    maxleibman@beige.partyundefined maxleibman@beige.party

    Thank you for contacting BigCo Customer Care! My name is Aaron and I will be happy to help you resolve your issue today. I see that you haven't responded in 0 seconds, so I'll be closing the chat session. Thank you again for contacting BigCo Customer Care. It was a pleasure serving you today!

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