Me: I'll bet you can really tell when someone didn't do their colonoscopy prep.
Gastroenterologist: Yeah, no shit.
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Radical leftist talking points, such as "People should be paid for the work they do" and "Treating diseases is good, actually."Radical leftist talking points, such as "People should be paid for the work they do" and "Treating diseases is good, actually."
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If someone you know decides to join ICE, I think the most patriotic thing you can do is to celebrate their brave decision by posting their name and picture on social media.If someone you know decides to join ICE, I think the most patriotic thing you can do is to celebrate their brave decision by posting their name and picture on social media.
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Do you smell what the Rock is cooking?Do you smell what the Rock is cooking?
If so, call 911 immediately. You may be suffering a stroke. -
Mastodon notifications are so exciting!Mastodon notifications are so exciting!
"A poll (you have no memory of voting in) has closed."
"A person (who already followed you) followed you."
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No, I do not want to install your app.No, I do not want to install your app.
No, I do not want that app to run on startup.
No, I do not want that app shortcut on my desktop.
No, I do not want to subscribe to your newsletter.
No, I do not want your site to send me notifications.
No, I do not want to tell you about my recent experience.
No, I do not want to sign up for an account.
No, I do not want to sign up using a different service and let the two of you know about each other.
No, I do not want to sign in for a more personalized experience.
No, I do not want to allow you to read my contacts.
No, I do not want you to scan my content.
No, I do not want you to track me.
No, I do not want to click "Later" or "Not now" when what I mean is NO.