Each post is a desperate cry for high fives.
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Max Leibman
@maxleibman@beige.party
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Each post is a desperate cry for high fives. -
M. Night Shyamalan has apparently put a twist in how he makes movies: Trap is 100% predictable.@adhdeanasl The joke I made (because it was true) is that the twist was in the trailer.
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Observations from my son's school's spelling bee this afternoon: 1.Observations from my son's school's spelling bee this afternoon:
1. No, he didn't win, but he did better than last year. 🏅
2. There were so many eliminations each round, it felt like Squid Game. 🔴🔺🟥
3. "Beige" was a round 2 word.
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Linux is the kernel's name.Linux is the kernel's name. Technically, the OS should be called GNU's monster.
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I've seen a few people put content warnings on their "looking for work" posts.I've seen a few people put content warnings on their "looking for work" posts.
I recommend you DON'T do this. Not everyone who comes across your post will bother to expand it. Worse, content warnings prevent your post from appearing in Trending lists, limiting your reach.
I'm not sure what purpose a CW would even serve here—if someone finds the fact that you're looking for work offensive or traumatizing, that's a them problem, not a you problem.
#FediHired #GetFediHired #FediTips -
Imperial Postal Service faces funding cuts.Imperial Postal Service faces funding cuts.
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Boss at annual performance review time: I don't believe in giving 5's.Boss at annual performance review time: I don't believe in giving 5's.
Me: That's fine. I don't believe in giving a fuck. -
So should we go around the Fedi and each say something we’re thankful for?So should we go around the Fedi and each say something we’re thankful for?
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New window that just opened on your computer while you typed: Oh, wow!New window that just opened on your computer while you typed: Oh, wow! Is this input for anyone?
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Today I keep posting jokes that are just thinly-veiled dares to reply guys and pedants.Today I keep posting jokes that are just thinly-veiled dares to reply guys and pedants.
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Tired: Pew Research Center. Wired: Pew Pew Pew Laser Tag Center.Tired: Pew Research Center.
Wired: Pew Pew Pew Laser Tag Center. -
You’re banging posters.You’re banging posters. I’m posting bangers. We are not the same.
Honestly, I’m a little bit jealous. -
Four-year-old: Dad, I don’t want you to watch what I’m doing.Four-year-old: Dad, I don’t want you to watch what I’m doing.
Me: Why? Are you doing something wrong?
Four: I’m going to. -
Apple is not expected to release a foldable iPhone until 2026, unless you are very strong.Apple is not expected to release a foldable iPhone until 2026, unless you are very strong.
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Once I build up a big enough following on Mastodon, I'm going to Monetize it.Once I build up a big enough following on Mastodon, I'm going to Monetize it.
You know, start posting about Impressionism. -
People think being a shitposter is just screwing around on your phone all day, but it's hard work.People think being a shitposter is just screwing around on your phone all day, but it's hard work.
These posts aren't going to shit themselves. -
I can’t believe Thanksgiving is only two weeks away.I can’t believe Thanksgiving is only two weeks away.
I still need to get the oil changed in the Mannheim Steamroller! -
I hope this email finds you behind the wheel of a large automobile.I hope this email finds you behind the wheel of a large automobile.
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Weird question: who is doing something new and different here?Weird question: who is doing something new and different here? Not new as in “just started,” but new as in you have never seen anything like it elsewhere on social media. Someone using the Fedi for something you haven’t seen done on Twitter, Bluesky, etc.
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Leave no good deed unturned.Leave no good deed unturned.
Wait. Let me start over.