@microfiction #microfiction 'nInterviewer: So I assume you're adept at all Office products, right?'nMe: All except PowerPoint.'nInterviewer: What do you mean?
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Interviewer: So I assume you're adept at all Office products, right?
Me: All except PowerPoint.
Interviewer: What do you mean? Everybody knows how to use PowerPoint.
Me: I'm sure I could figure it out. F1 brings up the help menu. It's how I learned the other modules in the Office suite. I just hate PowerPoint. It's garbage. Nobody should use it. Ever. Have IT delete it off all your computers.
Interviewer: What? How would you give a presentation then?
Me: I don't know. It's been a long time since I took Public Speaking. Tell you what--give me a topic and a week to prepare and I'll come up with a creative presentation that will actually keep people engaged.
Interviewer: You took Public Speaking?
Me: Yes. Of course. Isn't that kind of a basic requirement if you want to call yourself educated? And, I mean, it's not easy to learn on your own. If you're gonna get up and sing the ABC song at the salad bar at Shoney's, you better do it at the end of your meal 'cuz they're gonna throw you out. I did that once, y'know.
Interviewer: You did? Why?
Me: Lost a bet. My boss was a prick.
Interviewer: Well, you're either getting the job or referred to the FBI for heavy surveillance. Probably both. Welcome aboard!
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@gabardino
Qui se ne usa due, come nei paesi del nord ed Γ¨ una soluzione perfetta π
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#LaCattiveria #IlFattoQuotidiano #Satira #Politica #Magistratura #Nordio #CarloNordio #FdI #FratelliDItalia #GovernoMeloni
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the above was painted in 45 minutes. this is the reference image I used https://mastodon.gamedev.place/@livelakeerie@mastodon.social/115369670827518927
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@kenobit
io passai tutta l'adolescenza ignaro a mettere in pausa su impronte di cane finchΓ© @bisboch ebbe un'epifania e realizzΓ² durante uno streaming che era un gioco di parole (PAWS) , la mia vita ha subito un boost anche se l'illuminazione l'avevo giΓ raggiunta quando capii che le storie di Goldrake, Mazinga Z e il grande Mazinga erano collegate
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Current* conditions near Port Clinton, OH:
#LakeErieLiveDrawing #GreatLakesLiveDrawing
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La mattanza continua
Ancora un #Femminicidio, Pamela Genini uccisa a coltellate a 29 anni dal compagno che voleva lasciare.
Ci raccontano del suo lavoro, della giovane etΓ , della differenza di anni tra i due, di come fosse sexi, forse
furba, "brillante " o esibizionista ...
Non ci importa più purtroppo sapere cosa faceva lei, dettagliate lui, così potremo regolarci in futuro.
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foto: Vincenzo Ferdinandi, Lyda Rijnbende in un semplice ma affascinante abito da pomeriggio, 1956 β¦ https://cctm.website/vincenzo-ferdinandi-alta-moda-2/
Vincenzo Ferdinandi (29 November 1920 β 22 April 1990) was an Italian designer among the founders of Italian haute couture.
Born in the United States, he moved to Italy in the early 1950s to open an atelier in Rome in the fashionable Via Veneto.
He was among the first great haute couture designers β¦ https://cctm.website/vincenzo-ferdinandi-alta-moda-2/
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Mi chiedo perchΓ© non abbiano ancora brevettato il piumone di coppia: cotone per lui e muflone tibetano in doppia lana merino per lei.
