Awwwwwws!..
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Line go up!
Wow this is going to be massively, massively expensive for AWS due to all the contractual penalties they'll have to pay out to their clients based on their five-nines SLA contracts and hahahahahaha nope just joking why would Amazon agree to any such thing!
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Wow this is going to be massively, massively expensive for AWS due to all the contractual penalties they'll have to pay out to their clients based on their five-nines SLA contracts and hahahahahaha nope just joking why would Amazon agree to any such thing!
If you're wondering what AWS is, it's kinda like the operating system of the corporate Internet.
I call it bezOS.
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@rysiek A lot of organisations have a very predictable usage of their services or products and therefore do not have the need for dynamic scalability. It is not difficult to maintain your own hardware for (web) hosting, hell, it might even be more affordable in the long run. Well, actually it is more affordable and is also makes you less susceptible for these kind of outages.
@alterelefant @rysiek But then you must pay a salary! Or two! Nooooooo /s
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Wow this is going to be massively, massively expensive for AWS due to all the contractual penalties they'll have to pay out to their clients based on their five-nines SLA contracts and hahahahahaha nope just joking why would Amazon agree to any such thing!
@rysiek “here are some free AI credits for the outage, now fuck off”
…is my predicted AWS response
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@alterelefant @rysiek But then you must pay a salary! Or two! Nooooooo /s
@hugoestr Or find a local company and pay them in order to do it for you. #SupportLocal
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@rysiek “here are some free AI credits for the outage, now fuck off”
…is my predicted AWS response
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If you're wondering what AWS is, it's kinda like the operating system of the corporate Internet.
I call it bezOS.
This would be a good time to ask Amazon how much of their stuff is vibe coded.
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This would be a good time to ask Amazon how much of their stuff is vibe coded.
AWS: Your honor, we do not believe we are bound by the SLA punitive clause in our contract with the plaintiff in this case.
Judge: Care to explain?
AWS: Certainly. The direct cause was tracked down to a bit of AI-generated code.
Judge: How does that…
AWS: It was an act of God, your honor.
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AWS: Your honor, we do not believe we are bound by the SLA punitive clause in our contract with the plaintiff in this case.
Judge: Care to explain?
AWS: Certainly. The direct cause was tracked down to a bit of AI-generated code.
Judge: How does that…
AWS: It was an act of God, your honor.
Well whaddya know, Amazon AWS fired hundreds of people in their cloud computing unit in July:
https://www.reuters.com/business/retail-consumer/amazons-aws-cloud-computing-unit-cuts-least-hundreds-jobs-sources-say-2025-07-17/> …just a month after CEO Andy Jassy warned that adoption of generative AI tools would trigger a workforce reduction.
Clown Computing! 🤡
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If you're wondering what AWS is, it's kinda like the operating system of the corporate Internet.
I call it bezOS.
@rysiek bez almost means fuck in french. On est baisés: we are fucked, this is very appropriate.