“zzt how dare you accuse Mozilla employees of suffering from very obvious LLM psychosis”

[liquor_american@universeodon.com]

@zzt That is some broken brain shit right there

[hawyer@ohai.social]

@zzt "we can use the Torment Nexus... FOR GOOD"

[rgsharpe@sfba.social]

@zzt I assume that "doing for AI what we did for the web" means backtracking on open standards to compete with Microsoft and watching their market share drop to sub-5%.

[errant@mastodon.sdf.org]

@lunareclipse @zzt Well you see, firefox corporate drones get firmware updates the same way the Timex DataLink watch did in the 90s. Flashing lights.

[mistheart@masto.es]

@hawyer @zzt

Classic Boromir Scenario.

Can't remember,
how did it work for him?

[moses_izumi@fe.disroot.org]

@zzt
>visit page with Javascript turned off
>completely blank aside from a blinking cursor
Becoming disabled sure has it's perks.

[bstacey@icosahedron.website]

@zzt "we asked our community and they hallucinated that they don’t like AI even though we prompted them to not hallucinate"

(laughs in recognition of horrifying accuracy)

[zzt@mas.to]

@hawyer what, you don’t like open source* LLMs?

* extremely thin open source wrappers around binary blobs provably based on a leaked proprietary model which was itself based on plagiarized and pirated text, images, and videos sourced by unethically scraping the web in the most destructive manner ever devised**

** when convenient mozilla ignores this definition and pretends we’re talking about Firefox’s subpar pre-LLM translation feature that should itself probably be a plugin

[bredroll@mas.to]

@zzt @hawyer exactly, if you can't compile it from nothing but a compiler, it isn't open source, and probably isn't trustworthy

[mensrea@freeradical.zone]

@semievolved @zzt don't be unfair, off by 2 errors are easy to make

[ewhac@mastodon.social]

@zzt Good freaking grief, how much money did they waste on this?

This doesn't even rise to the level of a Ron Popeil ad -- because at least he *knew* what he was selling.

[gnomicutterance@hachyderm.io]

@zzt I can't look away, it's like a horror movie.

[promovicz@chaos.social]

@zzt “double-bottom line” lol how’d you even 🤣🤪⁉️

[depereo@mastodon.social]

@zzt hahaha

what the fuuuuuck

swap to waterfox folks

[sharpcheddargoblin@kolektiva.social]

@zzt
Dear @mozilla ,
Fuck off.

[zzt@mas.to]

@promovicz mozilla has found the second, secret bottom of the barrel hidden under the first bottom of the barrel

and they used the slop contained within to generate the State of Mozilla!

[gnomicutterance@hachyderm.io]

@zzt The absolute least of its problems, but what kind of weirdo removes scrubbers and play controls from a video?

(The kind who think "proprietary software is like buying tentacle porn toys for your kids" is a reasonable prompt for your slop video creation, I know, I know.)

[grumble209@kolektiva.social]

@zzt "... Choose your future. Choose Life.
But why would I want to do a thing like that?"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SaP7qmsQbSI

[zzt@mas.to]

@gnomicutterance that almost definitely has to be a desperate but lazy attempt to stop people from examining the videos too close and realizing how bad they look. same for the flashing and all the cuts: it’s the only way to hide how incoherent these slop videos are

[fasterandworse@hci.social]

@zzt mozilla used tailwind to build a website to talk about all the wonderful things they've done for the web