“zzt how dare you accuse Mozilla employees of suffering from very obvious LLM psychosis”

[bstacey@icosahedron.website]

@zzt "we asked our community and they hallucinated that they don’t like AI even though we prompted them to not hallucinate"

(laughs in recognition of horrifying accuracy)

[zzt@mas.to]

@hawyer what, you don’t like open source* LLMs?

* extremely thin open source wrappers around binary blobs provably based on a leaked proprietary model which was itself based on plagiarized and pirated text, images, and videos sourced by unethically scraping the web in the most destructive manner ever devised**

** when convenient mozilla ignores this definition and pretends we’re talking about Firefox’s subpar pre-LLM translation feature that should itself probably be a plugin

[bredroll@mas.to]

@zzt @hawyer exactly, if you can't compile it from nothing but a compiler, it isn't open source, and probably isn't trustworthy

[mensrea@freeradical.zone]

@semievolved @zzt don't be unfair, off by 2 errors are easy to make

[ewhac@mastodon.social]

@zzt Good freaking grief, how much money did they waste on this?

This doesn't even rise to the level of a Ron Popeil ad -- because at least he *knew* what he was selling.

[gnomicutterance@hachyderm.io]

@zzt I can't look away, it's like a horror movie.

[promovicz@chaos.social]

@zzt “double-bottom line” lol how’d you even 🤣🤪⁉️

[depereo@mastodon.social]

@zzt hahaha

what the fuuuuuck

swap to waterfox folks

[sharpcheddargoblin@kolektiva.social]

@zzt
Dear @mozilla ,
Fuck off.

[zzt@mas.to]

@promovicz mozilla has found the second, secret bottom of the barrel hidden under the first bottom of the barrel

and they used the slop contained within to generate the State of Mozilla!

[gnomicutterance@hachyderm.io]

@zzt The absolute least of its problems, but what kind of weirdo removes scrubbers and play controls from a video?

(The kind who think "proprietary software is like buying tentacle porn toys for your kids" is a reasonable prompt for your slop video creation, I know, I know.)

[grumble209@kolektiva.social]

@zzt "... Choose your future. Choose Life.
But why would I want to do a thing like that?"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SaP7qmsQbSI

[zzt@mas.to]

@gnomicutterance that almost definitely has to be a desperate but lazy attempt to stop people from examining the videos too close and realizing how bad they look. same for the flashing and all the cuts: it’s the only way to hide how incoherent these slop videos are

[fasterandworse@hci.social]

@zzt mozilla used tailwind to build a website to talk about all the wonderful things they've done for the web

[womble@infosec.exchange]

@seekingfreedom we're all just cost centres to the capitalist class. You get treated as valuable for only as long as they haven't figured out a way to get by without you.

[tehstu@hachyderm.io]

@semievolved @zzt Did they edit it? I no longer see that line. Seems they also turned off the horrendous autoplaying video, too.

Hope someone archived it.

[errant@mastodon.sdf.org]

@zzt @semievolved This has very strong "Hello fellow kids" vibes.

[mathieui@piaille.fr]

@zzt Nothing says "we manage well our money, trust us" like "we sank millions into the grift and plan to sink even more"

[errant@mastodon.sdf.org]

@jordan @semievolved @zzt Oh gods I just about spit coffee all over my monitor. You win the day.

[mathieui@piaille.fr]

@jordan @semievolved @zzt don't forget the incoming "focus on y" by the AI lab,