June 2023: a Google data center in France floods and they call it a “water intrusion event”

[0xabad1dea@infosec.exchange]

if you want to @ me about how akshually it was probably a DRONE not a MISSILE, then no matter how good a grade you got in ballistic impact analysis, you're getting an F in The Point

[dysfun@social.treehouse.systems]

@0xabad1dea ah yes, just a drone. cuddly, friendly weapons of war, they wouldn't i dunno, cause a fire like they did

[rey@toot.cat]

@slothrop @HeNeArXn @0xabad1dea latest update:

"We are expecting recovery to take at least a day, as it requires repair of facilities, cooling and power systems, coordination with local authorities, and careful assessment to ensure the safety of our operators."

yeah that's gonna take a bit

[crowbriarhexe@tech.lgbt]

@0xabad1dea somebody accidentally deployed a J2EE application

[starkraving666@jorts.horse]

@0xabad1dea no politics at Amazon!

[tony@toot.hoyle.me.uk]

@0xabad1dea

So.. not just a localised power issue then?

[simonzerafa@infosec.exchange]

@0xabad1dea

That's certainly a different issues from "a duck in a secure data center" 😣🤦‍♂️

[arne_d_h@snabelen.no]

@0xabad1dea Any events of other kinds, like "rapid unscheduled disassembly", "kilo-Kelvin event", "accelerated oxidization event", "negative health alteration", "unhealthy substance ingestion", "head/body estrangement", "local high speed lead overdose", "descent into terrain" or anything else not necessarily in an advantageous direction?

[mbpaz@mas.to]

@fuzzyfuzzyfungus @DaveFlater @0xabad1dea Back in 2001 right after 9/11 there was immediate relief among insurance companies when Bush appeared on TV declaring "This is an act of war". Later on, there were clarifications and they had to backtrack, but for a while, that was all they needed to refuse any claim.

[stonebear2@hachyderm.io]

@0xabad1dea How did the mansplainer die? He fell down a well, actually.....

[sigi714@ruhr.social]

@greem @0xabad1dea Its called Cloud upload ;)

[icecolbeveridge@mathstodon.xyz]

@Rairii We have always been at war with us-east-1.

[nicolas17@social.treehouse.systems]

@tony @0xabad1dea That's when they lost a *second* AZ. Several AWS services are (supposed to be) resilient to complete destruction of one AZ. If two are down they're in deeper shit.

[nicolas17@social.treehouse.systems]

@0xabad1dea @ferricoxide I think it means "Middle East central"

[jackemled@furry.engineer]

@0xabad1dea Did these "objects" also "undergo rapid, premeditated disassembly"?

[floe@hci.social]

@0xabad1dea Anyone remember the icbmto: URL format? 😉

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ICBM_address

[eestileib@tech.lgbt]

@Dss @HeNeArXn @0xabad1dea

Ballistic Missile just means it finishes its burn relatively early (contrast to Cruise Missile eg).

There are many sizes and payloads, they aren't all nuclear.

[ferricoxide@blahaj.zone]

@0xabad1dea@infosec.exchange

Lulz, two datacenters:

Mar 02 6:22 AM PST We continue to work towards recovery of the two impaired Availability Zones (mec1-az2 and mec1-az3) in the ME-CENTRAL-1 Region. We are expecting recovery to take at least a day, as it requires repair of facilities, cooling and power systems, coordination with local authorities, and careful assessment to ensure the safety of our operators. EC2, Amazon DynamoDB and other AWS Services continue to experience significant error rates and elevated latencies.

We recommend customers enact their disaster recovery plans and recover from remote backups into alternate AWS Regions, ideally in Europe. Further, we strongly advise customers to update their applications to ingest S3 data to an alternate AWS Region. We will provide an update by 11:00 AM PST on March 2, or sooner if we have additional information to share.

[ferricoxide@blahaj.zone]

@0xabad1dea@infosec.exchange

A friend who has in-laws living in Dubai said:

some of the school's' remote learning apps don't work because local companies used local infrastructure.

[flipper@mastodonapp.uk]

@0xabad1dea when the zombie apocalypse comes: We're expecting some intermittent disruption due to an ongoing brain sourcing event.