Top FEMA Official Claims He Teleported to Waffle House.
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Top FEMA Official Claims He Teleported to Waffle House.
FEMA's Gregg Phillips says he has experienced multiple "scary" episodes of sudden teleportation: Phillips spoke "on multiple podcasts" about being teleported against his will, which he has...
https://jwz.org/b/yk4x@jwz Whom amongst us
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Top FEMA Official Claims He Teleported to Waffle House.
FEMA's Gregg Phillips says he has experienced multiple "scary" episodes of sudden teleportation: Phillips spoke "on multiple podcasts" about being teleported against his will, which he has...
https://jwz.org/b/yk4x@jwz Even taking the claims at face value, that means he's uniquely unsuited for a position where reliably contacting him at any time is an absolute requirement.
We don't even have to get to the debunking part.
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I know none of you click links, let alone Previouslies, but I promise you that all of the Previouslies on this one are worth your time.
@jwz Got down to "What the world needs now is a Grant Morrison / Roger Penrose collaboration." and yes, The Filth has become increasingly plausible mainstream science in this Administration.
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@jwz Even taking the claims at face value, that means he's uniquely unsuited for a position where reliably contacting him at any time is an absolute requirement.
We don't even have to get to the debunking part.
Sounds like you didn't read the link. He may not be reliably contacted at any *place*, but he can be reliably contacted at any *time*, because he doesn't experience the passage of time during his teleportation. Must be hard on the cellular network infrastructure for cell service during those calls, though.
/s
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Sounds like you didn't read the link. He may not be reliably contacted at any *place*, but he can be reliably contacted at any *time*, because he doesn't experience the passage of time during his teleportation. Must be hard on the cellular network infrastructure for cell service during those calls, though.
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I'll also point out that this is nowhere near the weirdest thing to happen in a Georgia Waffle House.
And per customary Waffle House disaster response rules, the time to worry isn't when FEMA personnel spontaneously teleport *to* a Waffle House, but rather when they spontaneously teleport *from* one.
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Top FEMA Official Claims He Teleported to Waffle House.
FEMA's Gregg Phillips says he has experienced multiple "scary" episodes of sudden teleportation: Phillips spoke "on multiple podcasts" about being teleported against his will, which he has...
https://jwz.org/b/yk4xI believe the technical name for that is alcohol induced blackout.
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I know none of you click links, let alone Previouslies, but I promise you that all of the Previouslies on this one are worth your time.
@jwz surely someone has tried to build a graph of all posts linked by previouslies, no?
I'm tempted to try that, but don't want to contribute to the AI bots DDoS-ing your blog^^ -
@jwz surely someone has tried to build a graph of all posts linked by previouslies, no?
I'm tempted to try that, but don't want to contribute to the AI bots DDoS-ing your blog^^@thasl I made a graph of tag associativity but not Previouslies. https://www.jwz.org/blog/tag/graph/
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Top FEMA Official Claims He Teleported to Waffle House.
FEMA's Gregg Phillips says he has experienced multiple "scary" episodes of sudden teleportation: Phillips spoke "on multiple podcasts" about being teleported against his will, which he has...
https://jwz.org/b/yk4xThis story just makes me sad all over again that we never got a third season of Impulse. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GWLCtREegLQ
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Top FEMA Official Claims He Teleported to Waffle House.
FEMA's Gregg Phillips says he has experienced multiple "scary" episodes of sudden teleportation: Phillips spoke "on multiple podcasts" about being teleported against his will, which he has...
https://jwz.org/b/yk4x@jwz It's loonies all the way down 🤦
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