Today's Low Quality Ad is for this Deport Billionaires Patch.

[lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social]

Today's Low Quality Ad is for this Deport Billionaires Patch. Abolish ICE, create DABA (Deport All Billionaires Agency).
https://collabs.shop/fhgxv3

[cejjacobs@mastodon.social]

@lowqualityfacts it would be better to “Make Billionaires Millionaires Again”, #TaxTheSuperRich #StopDeportations

[lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social]

I would like to specify that we are not deporting billionaires to Switzerland or somewhere, we are launching them into the fucking sun.

[rootwyrm@weird.autos]

@lowqualityfacts it takes significantly less propellant to launch them on a one-way trip into deep space. And as an added bonus, they'll die of slow starvation as well.

[dragoniff2@kolektiva.social]

@lowqualityfacts amen

[independentpen@mas.to]

@rootwyrm @lowqualityfacts you could just put them in the ocean. Probably cheaper. Also we do have volcanoes around. No need to break the budget here

[benjamincox@writing.exchange]

@lowqualityfacts I think they prefer the bottom of the ocean…

[mfennvt@vermont.masto.host]

@lowqualityfacts Works for me.

[schafstelze@don.linxx.net]

@lowqualityfacts @benjamincox https://don.linxx.net/@Schafstelze/116079228461781323

[viisaskana@eliitin-some.fi]

@lowqualityfacts Thank you, appreciated.

[mrbruno@mstdn.social]

@lowqualityfacts Elmo wants to go to Mars, Let's help him.

[highlandlawyer@mastodon.social]

@lowqualityfacts
Too much fuel required, better to land them on Mars. Well, when I say "land" I mean "crash" but there's a very good reason for that.

[screwturn@mastodon.social]

@lowqualityfacts
When you say "deport", you mean hurl them bodily out of a port, right?

[jayflo@social.trom.tf]

@screwturn
Spaceport, right?
@lowqualityfacts

[screwturn@mastodon.social]

@jayflo
Swish
FOOP
Swish

@lowqualityfacts

[jayflo@social.trom.tf]

@screwturn
😂
@lowqualityfacts

[catdragon@mastodon.world]

@lowqualityfacts well since they’re self proclaimed geniuses can we drop them off in Antarctica with a Swiss army knife and box of matches ? You know, to prove the genius problem solver thing.

[mhowell@kolektiva.social]

@lowqualityfacts "... To The Sun ... At Night"

[ferricoxide@blahaj.zone]

@lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social

So, one of the things I don't get about with #MAGAts' obsession with #trans people is that the #EpsteinClass exists. How are MAGAts more concerned whether a vanishingly-small percentage of the population is participating in girls' sports, using the wrong restrooms, asking for different pronouns to be used, etc., when you have a group of billionaires who are literally getting their jollies by abusing, raping, murdering and possibly even eating children?

[skaverat@skaverat.net]

@lowqualityfacts

space billionaires (verb)