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[funambolo@mastodon.world]

@SmudgeTheInsultCat there are in fact some common sense things in the bible, at least in some books of Moses. Like "when you want to take a dump, pick a shovel, walk outside the camp, dig a hole, shit there and cover the hole after you're done". Or along those lines.

[the_pigtailed_girl@mastodon.social]

@SmudgeTheInsultCat

The list of provably real but not biblical things is long. Evolution being but one of those things

[stefani@fr.readthefinemanual.net]

@SmudgeTheInsultCat nor computers, phones, Twitter, etc.

[yakyunightowl@mastodon.world]

@SmudgeTheInsultCat A high school biology teacher taught the theory of evolution using the book of Genesis. It's all in there. That kept the holy rollers out of his mailbox.