Wait.. everyone looks exactly like their profile picture, right?

[starkrg@myside-yourside.net]

@catsalad Yes, I am definitely a smoking-hot 30-year-old Raelee Hill wearing a metal half-mask shaped to fit Paul Goddard and not an overweight, white boy in his 40s not looking forward to temperatures hitting the same number today.

[juanejot@beige.party]

@catsalad In a manner of misspeaking.

[mezzodrinker@social.mezzo.moe]

@catsalad I wish

[realmagnesium12@troet.cafe]

@catsalad *HISSS*

[retrosponge@kind.social]

@catsalad Definitely correct for me.

[volpeon@icy.wyvern.rip]

@catsalad Of course! ​​

[aly@mastodon.nz]

@catsalad I know I do.

[livingcooki@void.lgbt]

@catsalad basically yeah

[usernameswift@labyrinth.zone]

@babe @catsalad I am one of the cool first name last name accounts I swear

[drwho@masto.hackers.town]

@catsalad My avatar has a bit more of a tan than I do.

[janet_catcus@hachyderm.io]

@catsalad do you mean here? or is this about another platform, im confused... but in case you are asking whether my pfp is what i see in the mirror, then: yeah, 100%

[puppygirlhornypost2@transfem.social]

@babe@glitterkitten.co.uk @catsalad@infosec.exchange walking into the bank being greeted with "Good Morning Ms Puppygirl Hornypost, How can I assist you today?"

[luiscrespo@mastodon.social]

@catsalad yes !!

[luiscrespo@mastodon.social]

@babe @catsalad yes !!

[ics@tau-ceti.space]

@catsalad Of course!

[defx@meow.social]

@catsalad Yes

[disputatore@masto.pt]

@catsalad yes, I am a living line chart

[piepants@famichiki.jp]

@catsalad Only during winter.

[benaveling@infosec.exchange]

There was a point in time when I looked like my profile photo.
That point is increasingly not recently.
@tantramar @fahrni @babe @catsalad

[billjelavich@hachyderm.io]

@catsalad for the record i was hangry when i took my picture.