Update: Sadly, BOTH are scams.
Even the job. So I'm back on the job market.
Classic cashier's check scam, which is the one I suspected. She wants half the payment back now, under the pretenses that her sponsor has changed their mind about the scope of the project.
My credit union, aside from taking notes, isn't going to do anything about it. They suggest filing a local police report, just to have a record in case a pattern (that no one is looking for) emerges.
The check was issued by a Utah credit union. There are several names and addresses (all real – the one I dug deep into is a real business since 1979 with property associated with the real name) within the US that could be investigated. Likely, they have all been "borrowed," and "Karen" might not even be based in the US. So, I get it.
But like...
The guy on the phone, I know he couldn't do anything. But the logic he gave me is incoherent:
1. They don't investigate fraud crimes this small. ($2500.) It's just not worth it. They go after the million dollar fraud crimes.
Counter: But shoplifters? Drug dealers making $50 a week? We'll go after those!
2. The problem is way too big to solve. There are just SO MANY DAMN SCAMMERS that no one can tackle it.
Counter: Maybe the problem is so big because nothing is being done about it. We've made this easy.
3. These guys are just hitting so many people at once, especially now with AI.
Counter: See point 1 FFS. The more people they hit, the more evidence there is against their ring.
4. But DO report it to local police so that if a pattern is established (by who?) they'll (who?) have evidence (how?).
If law enforcement is too busy jerking off for the whims of the Epstein Class, it seems like it would be in the BANKS' best interest to get together and solve this. It seems like they'd be losing a lot of money from victims who can't afford to pay it back.
(When the big issue was credit card skimming and other forms of CC fraud, they DID get together and solved a large swatch of that problem.)
This seems like low-hanging fruit for them. Get together, form a finance-backed vigilante fraud squad, document everything, connect those patterns, and do something!
My "bank" is actually a very large credit union. So if the for-profit banks won't do anything, it seems like these little guys could make a big dent.
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