you ever think about hair
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@aeva /me *weeps with thinning middle aged thin straight hair*
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@aeva often. in exactly the way you do. i do not agree with nature's choices.
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humans are so funny. let's go vaguely to very bald basically everywhere. except the scalp, let's just really fucking go for it there (and also have it fall out for lots of folks when they come of age). also let's put some in the smelly corners for good measure
@aeva I remember reading that a number of human evolutionary coincidences can be explained by us heading down the path to being aquatic mammals. Like why do babies have so much skin fat as opposed to organ fat… it makes them float.
The hair situation is one of those aquatic-like adaptations.
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@aeva often. in exactly the way you do. i do not agree with nature's choices.
@lritter what would you have done different
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@aeva /me *weeps with thinning middle aged thin straight hair*
@photex :(
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@aeva away with the pubes! head and armpit hair can stay.
but also peach fuzz body hair for everyone! sorry bears
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@aeva away with the pubes! head and armpit hair can stay.
but also peach fuzz body hair for everyone! sorry bears
@lritter i think hair would be even better if it were turing complete such that having more of it meant you could write little hair programs to do automation. otherwise I think nature's decisions are more or less fine, but I'd be fine if it was made voluntary so you could have more or less of it in specific places if you wanted that would be more egalitarian.
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@lritter i think hair would be even better if it were turing complete such that having more of it meant you could write little hair programs to do automation. otherwise I think nature's decisions are more or less fine, but I'd be fine if it was made voluntary so you could have more or less of it in specific places if you wanted that would be more egalitarian.
@lritter naturally the most powerful hair style would be the afro due to its exquisite computational capacity. you could tell a true intellectual and/or gamer by their careful attempt to minmax their computational power vs various important mundane concerns like "fitting through doors".
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@lritter naturally the most powerful hair style would be the afro due to its exquisite computational capacity. you could tell a true intellectual and/or gamer by their careful attempt to minmax their computational power vs various important mundane concerns like "fitting through doors".
@aeva when i'm done here, i will try to reincarnate in a world where hair is computers
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@aeva when i'm done here, i will try to reincarnate in a world where hair is computers
@lritter noice i was thinking of hitting that one up next too
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@aeva when i'm done here, i will try to reincarnate in a world where hair is computers
@aeva by the way, rastafaris have beliefs about their hair that rhymes well with this. to them, long hair, like antennas, improve their reception of the cosmos. probably also transmission reach. so, like CB radio
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@aeva by the way, rastafaris have beliefs about their hair that rhymes well with this. to them, long hair, like antennas, improve their reception of the cosmos. probably also transmission reach. so, like CB radio
@lritter does it work if you have very long pathologically straight hair? I feel like my connection to the cosmos has improved in the last ~15 years or so since I started growing it out, but that could be a coincidence.
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@lritter does it work if you have very long pathologically straight hair? I feel like my connection to the cosmos has improved in the last ~15 years or so since I started growing it out, but that could be a coincidence.
@aeva @lritter now i want to read more about rastafaris, haven't thought about them in a long, long, while.
but also, i don't see why straight hair wouldn't work the same, the actual strand length is what should matter, right?
/me remembers when we used to add steel wool to the ends of tv antennas to get better reception...
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