I just found out about the clown shoe thing, and 5 drinks in Singapore were not enough

[rallias@hax.social]

@hacks4pancakes The thing that gets me is that when you cross your fingers, for a lot of people your dominant hand's thumb is going to be on top. There's a picture with the shoes where everyone has their hands crossed like Trump does, left hands fingers on top with thumbs playing thumb war. I can't help but imagine that feels incredibly uncomfortable in that instance, because when I cross my fingers with my non-dominant hands thumb on top, like, it feels super fucking weird. And they're all doing it presumably to appease him.

[janxdevil@sfba.social]

@hacks4pancakes It feels like a DEATH OF STALIN callback.

[w00p@infosec.exchange]

@AG100pct @hacks4pancakes 😆😆

[ag100pct@infosec.exchange]

@wall_e
good thing I wasn't drinking my coffee when i saw this 🤣

[musevg@23.social]

@AG100pct @hacks4pancakes
Oh nooo /o\

[swggrkllr3rd@mastodon.world]

@hacks4pancakes Singapore on the side.

[akamran@indieweb.social]

@hacks4pancakes https://indieweb.social/@akamran/116212707050027732

[paul_ipv6@infosec.exchange]

@hacks4pancakes

personally, i'm more weeping than howling...

[dave_cochran@infosec.exchange]

@hacks4pancakes foot guys are so fucking weird...

[raymaccarthy@mastodon.ie]

@Stormgren @hacks4pancakes
In UK The Guardian too
https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026/mar/10/trump-florsheim-shoes

[kboyd@phpc.social]

@shawnhooper @hacks4pancakes are they at least comfortable (when they fit)? I've never been able to find comfortable dress shoes. Or any comfortable dress clothing, for that matter.

[shawnhooper@fosstodon.org]

@kboyd @hacks4pancakes They are. I wore them daily for years, on a tip from my Dad.

I'm so glad I don't have to wear a suit to work anymore.

[nonya_bidniss@infosec.exchange]

@hacks4pancakes No, we know about it and it is getting mocked. Not inside the right wing bubble, of course

[causticmsngo@mastodon.social]

@hacks4pancakes I’m sorry, what are they not telling us?

[causticmsngo@mastodon.social]

@hacks4pancakes Never mind, I looked it up. OMG.

[timdesjardins@cosocial.ca]

@hacks4pancakes We call it "American Exceptionalism"

[rysiek@mstdn.social]

@hacks4pancakes thank you for bringing this to my attention.

gonna go get a drink myself I think.

[joshg@mathstodon.xyz]

@rysiek @hacks4pancakes wow. just. wow.

[joshg@mathstodon.xyz]

@Sikorsky78 @hacks4pancakes is this verified somewhere? I mean it's 100% believable, but I'm gullible, I thought the couch-fucker thing was real for too long