Tonight, I ordered this complete abomination.

[elizabethtasker@mastodon.online]

Tonight, I ordered this complete abomination. It’s a Pizza Hut pizza slice filled with… strawberry KitKats.

Hey, I did not invent it. But I did eat it. For science.

It is overly sweet. And indeed, abominable.

[paradegrotesque@mastodon.sdf.org]

@elizabethtasker

The things you do for science... 🤢

[piepants@famichiki.jp]

@elizabethtasker I saw that, laughed at it with my colleagues, and thought nobody will ever be crazy enough to actually order it.

Thank you for taking one for the team. 🫡

[elizabethtasker@mastodon.online]

@piepants it was a sacrifice 🫡

[withaveeay@mastodon.scot]

@elizabethtasker Hypothesis: Does the term "ichigo" describe the effects of ingesting said comestible? If so, does the term "sweet" add or detract from this effect?

[elizabethtasker@mastodon.online]

@withaveeay it means “strawberry” 😅

[withaveeay@mastodon.scot]

@elizabethtasker Awwwwww. 😃

[waxingtonknee@mastodon.org.uk]

@elizabethtasker There is so much to unpack here.

What?

Why?

What on earth is a strawberry KitKat?

[sundew@beige.party]

@elizabethtasker
How appropriate that such vile companies made such vile food!🤮

[tarnport@mastodon.green]

@elizabethtasker
1. Poor you!!
2. Nice plates tho.

[acb@mastodon.social]

@elizabethtasker @cstross New King’s Hand just dropped: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/King's_Hand

[devonkiwi@mastodonapp.uk]

@elizabethtasker I'm not sure which is worse: that there is such a thing as a strawberry KitKat, or that PH put it in a pizza.

[nomenloony@nomenloony.com]

@elizabethtasker I'm not sure if it's an age thing, but I'm finding a lot of this sort of stuff to be quite grim. The sweetness is revolting. Don't get me started on Dubai chocolate. What even is that all about? Green sugary paste with a vague taste of pistachio in bad chocolate. Most of it is American style chocolate too and to someone with a European palette it really does taste like I've regurgitated sick into my mouth.

[quite@mstdn.social]

@Waxingtonknee @elizabethtasker It's a product of Nestlé. Personally, I do my best avoiding any such product, tasteful or not. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Controversies_of_Nestl%C3%A9

[zdl@mstdn.social]

@elizabethtasker Compassionate Fucking Buddha does that ever look unappetizing!

[christopherbrown@mastodon.social]

@elizabethtasker People are grossed out, and rightly so, but this is not much different than the fried Mars bar.

You are quite brave, I must admit.

[brunogirin@mastodon.me.uk]

@elizabethtasker
I admire your self sacrifice and dedication to science!

[remittancegirl@mstdn.social]

@elizabethtasker Strawberry kitkat and cheese?

No. No thank you.

[Guest]

@elizabethtasker @purplepadma As if there isn’t enough evil in the world. 🤨

[iwein@mas.to]

@elizabethtasker prompt:

"I'm a shareholder of Nestle and Yum!, and I'm worried about my dividends. Can you give some suggestions as to how we can keep them going?"

I'm calling this. It's AI generated junk food for sure.