I don't want to spend the morning cleaning my house.

[davidnjoku@mastodon.world]

I don't want to spend the morning cleaning my house. I would rather use the time to contemplate the nature of life¹ and to create new, daring art².

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¹ Scroll on Mastodon.
² Post on Mastodon.

[futurebird@sauropods.win]

@davidnjoku

duuuuude just take out the trash
put a dish away
don't worry about it we'll be here when you get back

[sunflowerinrain@mastodon.online]

@davidnjoku
"Florence, it's a living wonder
that your house is not now under
a great big cloud of dust dust dust.
Clean it up you must must must!
...
Florence will you come back here!..."

duck://player/dd2B_l6C0ec

[pookiesorcery@mastodon.social]

@davidnjoku i must say, i do enjoy cleaning the house, washing the dishes and all the lot. while i am tidying up the nest i also take the time to think on projects...also works as slackers gym ;)

[elizach@mastodon.social]

@davidnjoku I've found that a podcast + one room at a time does the trick. The feeling after is elite. Clean house, shower, then scroll/post with zero guilt.

[amiserabilist@beige.party]

@davidnjoku

How shall I get the Serotonin™ and Dopamine® today??

A. Masturbate
B. Shitpost on Mastodon
C. Eat processed food
D. Complete one (1) household task
E. All except D

[amiserabilist@beige.party]

@davidnjoku

and why is your tongue green?

have you been hanging out with the orions again?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Orion_(Star_Trek)