“Are you enjoying this app?”
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*20s into opening a new app*
“Why not take a moment to rate us on the App Store?”
Because I’m now going to make hating your products my entire personality.
@SecurityWriter dating apps are even more "fun" in this area. At least for men, they wait until you get a match and then immediately pop up a rating prompt.
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*20s into opening a new app*
“Why not take a moment to rate us on the App Store?”
Because I’m now going to make hating your products my entire personality.
@SecurityWriter Also I'm less inclined to do something if nagged to do it!
- I don't even have an account with which I could rate it anyway...
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You can absolutely get fucked sky-high, if I’ve turned this off and you build a custom UI to pester me any anyway.
@SecurityWriter an opportunity to opt out?
I wish everything had an option where it is set to opt out by default 🙃
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“Are you enjoying this app?”
I fucking was until you interrupted me.
@SecurityWriter In our application we've designed and implemented a set of features to not only track your usage, frequency cycles and other key metrics for our sales and marketing teams... but we've also configured the systems to be beholden on it... neat huh?
music tone turns sinister
We have a few questions for you, about the activity we have monitored on your devices. Care to... explain? -
You can absolutely get fucked sky-high, if I’ve turned this off and you build a custom UI to pester me any anyway.
@SecurityWriter I was having moisture problems in my crawlspace, hired a place to come out and do some repairs and install a sump. They did a great job, crawlspace is dry as a bone now.
But they asked me to leave a review on their Google maps page, and when I didn't, they called me repeatedly asking me to do so.
I tried explaining to them that I never leave reviews for any reason, but they kept pleading with me. I eventually resorted to blocking their number.
Apparently, this bullshit is spreading out into meatspace. We have really constructed a horrible place to live for ourselves.
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“Are you enjoying this app?”
I fucking was until you interrupted me.
@SecurityWriter Ha! Just happened to me too. Outlook invites you to send "internal feedback" if you say no, as opposed to leaving a five-star review if you say yes.
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*20s into opening a new app*
“Why not take a moment to rate us on the App Store?”
Because I’m now going to make hating your products my entire personality.
@SecurityWriter ...in a modal window that hides the exact place you were reading from
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“Are you enjoying this app?”
I fucking was until you interrupted me.
@SecurityWriter "If you ask me how likely I am to refer your product to others I will see your net promoter score in hell if I have to crawl there."
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“Are you enjoying this app?”
I fucking was until you interrupted me.
@SecurityWriter "Rate 1 - 10, Would you recommend Microsoft <insert product here> management console to a friend?"
I need whoever greenlit these feedback boxes at Microsoft to understand: Nobody goes into their management consoles for shits and giggles. We go there because we have to. There is no "recommending" it to anyone.
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“Are you enjoying this app?”
I fucking was until you interrupted me.
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“Are you enjoying this app?”
I fucking was until you interrupted me.
@SecurityWriter
Every time an app does that, I just give them a 1-star rating. If they care that much about the rating, they're getting the lowest one. -
“Are you enjoying this app?”
I fucking was until you interrupted me.
@SecurityWriter @bitprophet no. It’s not a game, or Netflix, I’m just trying to order my groceries. I don’t need your app to be enjoyable, I just need it to be functional.
Worst of those of these are when the question is ‘please review the app’ and the options are ‘yes’ or ‘later’…
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@SecurityWriter
Every time an app does that, I just give them a 1-star rating. If they care that much about the rating, they're getting the lowest one.@meadow @SecurityWriter that’s what I do too.
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“Are you enjoying this app?”
I fucking was until you interrupted me.
@SecurityWriter A while ago, some authentication token application asked me if I was enjoying it.
Nobody would use this application of their own free will. It’s only ever used because your workplace or bank or whatever puts it in the way of doing what you actually want to do. The best rating they can ever hope for is “inoffensive”. And interrupting me further to ask for a rating *makes it offensive*!
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“Are you enjoying this app?”
I fucking was until you interrupted me.
@SecurityWriter @RonJeffries I’d love to go back to the olden days, where it was only apps asking that question.
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*20s into opening a new app*
“Why not take a moment to rate us on the App Store?”
Because I’m now going to make hating your products my entire personality.
@SecurityWriter
I have a policy. If an app asks me to leave a rating, they get the lowest possible rating.No exceptions.
Those tactic skews ratings and makes them completely useless as a means of telling if an app is worth using or not. I'm tired of it.
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“Are you enjoying this app?”
I fucking was until you interrupted me.
@SecurityWriter "which answer will make you leave me the fuck alone?"
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@SecurityWriter @RonJeffries I’d love to go back to the olden days, where it was only apps asking that question.
@dhemery @SecurityWriter @RonJeffries
It all begins with one question. We tolerate that one question. It doesn't stop there. Not one. Ever -
@SecurityWriter I pretty often take the time for a 1 star review for interrupting me especially since I have the iOS level switch to disable review requests, but apps use their own UI first etc…
@g @SecurityWriteri hate being prodded into being free labor for all these companies, i would not do it for a gift card so my default review is as low as i can go for everything when you prompt me cause fuck your scores forever
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@dcbuchan @SecurityWriter Maybe Later!!!
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