Little Donnie uninvites Mark for his special birthday party.

[kevbob@xoxo.zone]

@randahl yeah. And that part does not make me laugh at all.

[seismoallegra@mastodon.social]

@randahl @freyjfreyj he's my Prime Minister.

And my emotional support Prime Minister. Freaking brilliant too.

[chrisholladay@mastodon.social]

@randahl
fkn loser crybaby got his ass kicked by Carney's speech

[zdl@mstdn.social]

@randahl

Dear President Trump:

I'm afraid I couldn't quite catch your message over the loud noise of Canadians telling Americans to fuck off.

Thank you for teaching us the value of American friendship.

Your Pal, Mark Carney.

P.S. Fuck off.

[michaelporter@ottawa.place]

@randahl Well, you can tell he wrote that one himself 🤡

[johnniemac@mastodon.scot]

@randahl Faux News story about it is backfiring. You can’t make this stuff up…

[megatronicthronbanks@mastodon.social]

@randahl The spelling style is known as Immature BrainDead

[johnniemac@mastodon.scot]

@randahl all star lineup - pass

[recherchebuero_schaumburg@mastodon.social]

@Doppelganger75 @randahl

reuters reported yesterday, that bulgaria has joined the trump-club also. one bulgarian, nikolai mladenov, joined the board of the organization. He is exposed in the pandora papers.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nickolay_Mladenov

Link to reuters, sorry. https://www.reuters.com/world/albania-bulgaria-join-trumps-board-peace-2026-01-22/

[randahl@mastodon.social]

@JohnnieMac they so deserve each other. Imagine those meetings carving up Europe like Hitler and Stalin. If only we could watch the show.

[cthw@mstdn.ca]

@randahl

I think
In response to PM Carneys saying the $billion would have to go to Palestine or he would not pay …

[dyingworld@mastodon.social]

@randahl
Not so dear trump:

Please let this letter serve to represent that the world is withdrawing its invitation to you regarding America joining the most awesome and excellent group of countries ever assembled, at any time.

Thank you for your attention to this matter!

[jbrousseau@mastodon.social]

So we DON'T get to seat at the Orange King's court of subservient corrupt autocrats?

What a shame.

[maverick604@mastodon.social]

@randahl Board of Pedophiles

[hiphopheaven@mastodon.social]

@zazzoo @randahl Carney fo not give a damn about palestinians, he said he want a zionist palestine. Trump is mad for the Davos speech where carney admited that the rule based world is fake not because of all the war crimew the usa and it's ally did but because of trump threatening Canada and greenland

[joeystebanuk@mstdn.ca]

@randahl That's because Carney told him the fee to join would have to go to Palestine. In other words, Carney knew where much of that money was actually going to.

[theresareason@mstdn.ca]

@txtx make sure it's organic, no AI tears😆

[cmdrmoto@hachyderm.io]

@JohnnieMac @blogdiva @randahl Convenient “who’s who” reference card for Axis of Evil authoritarians, at least

[blogdiva@mastodon.social]

@cmdrmoto @JohnnieMac @randahl for reals LOL

[theogrin@chaosfem.tw]

@joeystebanuk @randahl

Helps that Carney just savaged Trump's little NWO efforts on the world stage with his speech.

Meanwhile, Trump's little tantrum sounds a bit like this. [Wavy lines, harp strings ascending, camera blur...]

Trump: You said you would join my club!
Carney: I said I was considering it.
Trump: It's the best club in the world!
Carney: You say that.
Trump: And now you've made of fun of me, so you can't come to my club anymore!
Carney: Really.
Trump: And it was a great club, the greatest club. We were going to have cake.
Carney: I was not told there would be cake.
Trump: Well, there was. It'll be billion-dollar cake! But now you can't have any, because you're not invited.
Carney: Gosh.
Trump: And now I'm going to tariff you! I'm going to tariff you harder than I've tariffed anyone! Pay attention to me!
Carney: Oh look, another oil pipeline needs my intervention, must go...

[wavy lines, harp strings descending, camera blur]

Or something to that effect.