Before you marry a person you should first make them center a div to see who they really are.

[goatslive@mastodon.social]

@fribbledom My bride can't code, but she can sure cook! She's fattened me up nicely the last 44 years 😁

[reds1736@mastodon.online]

@eichkat3r @fribbledom 💍

[wtrmt@mastodon.social]

@fribbledom “in which year, baby?”

[gnometsunami@mastodon.social]

@fribbledom <center>never forget what was stolen from us.</center>

[groupnebula563@mastodon.social]

@fribbledom AHEM

<center><div>hello</div></center>

[autisticplushy@lgbtqia.space]

@fribbledom are you a top div, a bottom div or a diviant

[faraiwe@mstdn.social]

@fribbledom * load a dishwasher

[kcarruthers@infosec.exchange]

@fribbledom truth!

[octothorpe@mastodon.online]

@fribbledom @lisamelton npm instal… nope ::throws ring at them::

[sgsax@mastodon.social]

@fribbledom Oooh, impossible task. Good one.

[amcjen@hachyderm.io]

@fribbledom { mx: auto } let’s get hitched

[germanio@mastodon.social]

@fribbledom in my case, she already knew I was a backend developer so...