Before you marry a person you should first make them center a div to see who they really are.

[fribbledom@mastodon.social]

Before you marry a person you should first make them center a div to see who they really are.

[ifixcoinops@retro.social]

@fribbledom <table width="100%"><tr><td align="center">Like this?</td></tr></table>

[xinjinmeng@dragon.style]

@fribbledom

I couldn't marry anyone who doesn't know how to quit vi without saving.

[eichkat3r@hessen.social]

@fribbledom

<frameset cols="*,100,*">
<frame src="left.html" name="left" />
<frame src="center.html" name="center" />
<frame src="right.html" name="right" />
</frameset>

center.html:
<div>...</div>

[brobot@chaos.social]

@fribbledom *opening claude code*

[edd@freeradical.zone]

@ifixcoinops @fribbledom First you develop a browser that centers everything by default, then you test the user agent string and tell anyone not using your browser to get with the centered times already and use your dead-on-arrival custom and non-compliant browser.

[goatslive@mastodon.social]

@fribbledom My bride can't code, but she can sure cook! She's fattened me up nicely the last 44 years 😁

[reds1736@mastodon.online]

@eichkat3r @fribbledom 💍

[wtrmt@mastodon.social]

@fribbledom “in which year, baby?”

[gnometsunami@mastodon.social]

@fribbledom <center>never forget what was stolen from us.</center>

[groupnebula563@mastodon.social]

@fribbledom AHEM

<center><div>hello</div></center>

[autisticplushy@lgbtqia.space]

@fribbledom are you a top div, a bottom div or a diviant

[faraiwe@mstdn.social]

@fribbledom * load a dishwasher

[kcarruthers@infosec.exchange]

@fribbledom truth!

[octothorpe@mastodon.online]

@fribbledom @lisamelton npm instal… nope ::throws ring at them::

[sgsax@mastodon.social]

@fribbledom Oooh, impossible task. Good one.

[amcjen@hachyderm.io]

@fribbledom { mx: auto } let’s get hitched

[germanio@mastodon.social]

@fribbledom in my case, she already knew I was a backend developer so...