if you like #publictransportation and dislike autonomous #robots and #ai

[chrisp@cyberplace.social]

@GabeMoralesVR @crispius @benroyce Yes! Food pantries for tinned goods and sometimes refrigerated. Such a good idea!

[chrisp@cyberplace.social]

@crispius @benroyce *Forbidden West intensifies*

[chrisp@cyberplace.social]

@FourT4 @benroyce Soon: "Today we are announcing the closure of heavy rail as it is anti-robot. In other news, commuters are delighted to be the first to ride in the new fleet of 40,000 self driving Ubers, they are now the fastest way to get you into the city, they can speedily complete the 10 mile journey in just 2.5 hours in the Uber traffic jams at $200 per hour!"

[doomsdayscw@kolektiva.social]

@benroyce Bwahahaha...!

[causeofbsod@wetdry.world]

@benroyce its ass did NOT telephone the signaller to get permission to cross

[radmin@limepeeps.perchinup.top]

@benroyce@mastodon.social
Always bet on the efficient machine that serves travelers in need, not the clunky machine that looks cool to those who already have everything ​​

[scrimshaw9@mastodon.social]

@benroyce @ramsey Though it sounded like Johnny Knoxville myself.

[synack@corteximplant.com]

@benroyce Meanwhile, some person is wondering where the hell their hotwings are and WHAT IS TAKING SO DAMN LONG???

They are now composing a very irate message to.... someone... to complain.

"We're sorry for the inconvenience, but your delivery bot was vaporized."

[spycrab@kolektiva.social]

@benroyce I mean I hate AI and love trains

But I honestly don't get the dislike of autonomous delivery vehicles

[pluvialitterarum@openbiblio.social]

@benroyce I have to keep reminding myself that these are machines and not sentient beings. Still, my brain went the "oh no, poor smol robot" path first

[david@setouchi.social]

@benroyce The laugh at the end is everything.

[955_36@sfba.social]

@benroyce This is a great example of why I would never ride in a auto taxi.

[jasonhoss@mastodon.social]

@benroyce 😂 🤣

[ramsey@phpc.social]

@benroyce Ah. I didn’t pick up on that. I just noted that they’re giggling like a child on their birthday. It was a pure and wholesome giggle.