*frantically flicking through bloodstained SCP handbook* WHICH ONE IS IT THIS TIME DAMMIT?
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RE: https://hachyderm.io/@fasterthanlime/116000618330998762
*frantically flicking through bloodstained SCP handbook* WHICH ONE IS IT THIS TIME DAMMIT?
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RE: https://hachyderm.io/@fasterthanlime/116000618330998762
*frantically flicking through bloodstained SCP handbook* WHICH ONE IS IT THIS TIME DAMMIT?
"Okay, we'll need the keys to server room 2, a 16 GB USB, a virgin sacrifice who's eaten nothing but almonds for the past six days and a silver knife with a blue or a black handle. And could someone start drafting a recruitment ad for Karl's replacement please, and book another carpet deep clean? Yes, again. Same budget code as Thursday."
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"Okay, we'll need the keys to server room 2, a 16 GB USB, a virgin sacrifice who's eaten nothing but almonds for the past six days and a silver knife with a blue or a black handle. And could someone start drafting a recruitment ad for Karl's replacement please, and book another carpet deep clean? Yes, again. Same budget code as Thursday."
"Yes Marie you can have Karl's ergonomic keyboard if you still want it, but you're cleaning it yourself"