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    "Let me get this straight. Your lab has bred a dragon?""A wyvern, director. It has two legs, two wings, whereas a-""Which flies, breathes fire, and is intelligent?""About as intelligent as a border collie.""So, intelligent. Why?""You asked us to invent measures to take down small drones."#MicroFiction #TootFic #SmallStories
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    There was a lot of gossip. Not because they were both very old, and famous. Not only because both used the same pronouns. Mostly because they were different species. How do they do it?"Like everybody else," the heir to the Elven throne said.The dragon smiled. "With love, care, and enthusiasm."#MicroFiction #TootFic #SmallStories
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    There was a 'womp' sound from the yard. I looked out the window.Where the large pile of leaves had been, a dragon sat."Oi!" I called."The hoard was unguarded," the dragon said. "I claim it."Every damn year. It'll leave once the leaves lose their golden hue. Meanwhile, I can't order takeaway.#MicroFiction #TootFic #SmallStories
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    @microfiction #microfiction Interviewer: So I assume you're adept at all Office products, right?Me: All except PowerPoint.Interviewer: What do you mean? Everybody knows how to use PowerPoint.Me: I'm sure I could figure it out. F1 brings up the help menu. It's how I learned the other modules in the Office suite. I just hate PowerPoint. It's garbage. Nobody should use it. Ever. Have IT delete it off all your computers.Interviewer: What? How would you give a presentation then?Me: I don't know. It's been a long time since I took Public Speaking. Tell you what--give me a topic and a week to prepare and I'll come up with a creative presentation that will actually keep people engaged.Interviewer: You took Public Speaking?Me: Yes. Of course. Isn't that kind of a basic requirement if you want to call yourself educated? And, I mean, it's not easy to learn on your own. If you're gonna get up and sing the ABC song at the salad bar at Shoney's, you better do it at the end of your meal 'cuz they're gonna throw you out. I did that once, y'know.Interviewer: You did? Why?Me: Lost a bet. My boss was a prick.Interviewer: Well, you're either getting the job or referred to the FBI for heavy surveillance. Probably both. Welcome aboard!