Signal: “Please give me unfettered access to your address book.
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Signal: “Please give me unfettered access to your address book. I’m very trustworthy!”
Me: “No, you’re not.”
“Why not?”
“You keep pushing this dark pattern on me and have no way for me to say I never want to consent to this.”
“Okay, but besides that?”
“…”
“Same time next week?” -
Signal: “Please give me unfettered access to your address book. I’m very trustworthy!”
Me: “No, you’re not.”
“Why not?”
“You keep pushing this dark pattern on me and have no way for me to say I never want to consent to this.”
“Okay, but besides that?”
“…”
“Same time next week?” -
Signal: “Please give me unfettered access to your address book. I’m very trustworthy!”
Me: “No, you’re not.”
“Why not?”
“You keep pushing this dark pattern on me and have no way for me to say I never want to consent to this.”
“Okay, but besides that?”
“…”
“Same time next week?”@ryan Poke @Mer__edith @signalapp could you please remove this dark pattern from your client.
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@darkuncle @ryan I think it stops asking after you tell it to fuck off enough times
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@darkuncle @ryan I got it on iOS not that long ago, so it doesn't go away forever. I think I usually click "allow" and then deny it at the OS level, seems to make some apps go away for longer.
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Signal: “Please give me unfettered access to your address book. I’m very trustworthy!”
Me: “No, you’re not.”
“Why not?”
“You keep pushing this dark pattern on me and have no way for me to say I never want to consent to this.”
“Okay, but besides that?”
“…”
“Same time next week?”Nah, it's all good homie!
WhatsApp uses the same Axolotl Ratchet/Double Ratchet algorithm as Signal too, what could possibly go wrong?! They're hella trustworthy! Totally not sus at all!
/sarcasm
Meanwhile, headlines such as https://yro.slashdot.org/story/26/02/01/037202/us-government-also-received-a-whistleblower-complaint-that-whatsapp-chats-arent-private I am guessin: are goin to become more and more prevalent, not just for WhatsApp but FB/Meta Messenger and related forks too.
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Signal: “Please give me unfettered access to your address book. I’m very trustworthy!”
Me: “No, you’re not.”
“Why not?”
“You keep pushing this dark pattern on me and have no way for me to say I never want to consent to this.”
“Okay, but besides that?”
“…”
“Same time next week?”@ryan I hate this particular dark pattern so much.
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Signal: “Please give me unfettered access to your address book. I’m very trustworthy!”
Me: “No, you’re not.”
“Why not?”
“You keep pushing this dark pattern on me and have no way for me to say I never want to consent to this.”
“Okay, but besides that?”
“…”
“Same time next week?”@ryan also it’ll gladly process this info through aws fashcloud and finance people who want to see a good portion of humanity dead