Nobody on LinkedIn has ever had a bad day.
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Nobody on LinkedIn has ever had a bad day. Every setback is a "growth opportunity." Every firing is a "new chapter." Every complete professional disaster is framed as "excited to announce." These people would describe the Titanic as "a bold pivot to submarine operations."
@Daojoan People can’t go public with their reaction to being let go for fear no one wants to hire an embittered, angry, almost bankrupt, new employee. Displaying the green banner of “open to work” in a kind of proto-solidarity is the most radical some people will ever become— scared to lose their health insurance and cash for housing, comforted to know it it’s not a solo quest. Good luck to the seekers!
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Nobody on LinkedIn has ever had a bad day. Every setback is a "growth opportunity." Every firing is a "new chapter." Every complete professional disaster is framed as "excited to announce." These people would describe the Titanic as "a bold pivot to submarine operations."
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Nobody on LinkedIn has ever had a bad day. Every setback is a "growth opportunity." Every firing is a "new chapter." Every complete professional disaster is framed as "excited to announce." These people would describe the Titanic as "a bold pivot to submarine operations."
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Nobody on LinkedIn has ever had a bad day. Every setback is a "growth opportunity." Every firing is a "new chapter." Every complete professional disaster is framed as "excited to announce." These people would describe the Titanic as "a bold pivot to submarine operations."
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Nobody on LinkedIn has ever had a bad day. Every setback is a "growth opportunity." Every firing is a "new chapter." Every complete professional disaster is framed as "excited to announce." These people would describe the Titanic as "a bold pivot to submarine operations."
@Daojoan This is humor! Whoeeaaa. 😂
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@Daojoan This is humor! Whoeeaaa. 😂
@Daojoan Two years ago, I got rid of these idiotic optimists by deleting my account.
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Nobody on LinkedIn has ever had a bad day. Every setback is a "growth opportunity." Every firing is a "new chapter." Every complete professional disaster is framed as "excited to announce." These people would describe the Titanic as "a bold pivot to submarine operations."
@Daojoan please tell us that you cross posted this on LinkedIn 😆
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Nobody on LinkedIn has ever had a bad day. Every setback is a "growth opportunity." Every firing is a "new chapter." Every complete professional disaster is framed as "excited to announce." These people would describe the Titanic as "a bold pivot to submarine operations."
@Daojoan the productivity deity known as "In" is fickle. Followers of "In" must perform acts of forced positivity at scheduled times to keep it from erasing the family savings.
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Nobody on LinkedIn has ever had a bad day. Every setback is a "growth opportunity." Every firing is a "new chapter." Every complete professional disaster is framed as "excited to announce." These people would describe the Titanic as "a bold pivot to submarine operations."
@Daojoan wrote about my LongCovid journey... Bad months turning into years. Got a lot of support.
One does not have to keep up appearances; that opportunity talk is a choice.
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Nobody on LinkedIn has ever had a bad day. Every setback is a "growth opportunity." Every firing is a "new chapter." Every complete professional disaster is framed as "excited to announce." These people would describe the Titanic as "a bold pivot to submarine operations."
@Daojoan /me looks around, finds cardboard box, puts it under the router so that it is no longer dangling from the network cable from the patch panel, closes the rack door and goes off to update linkedIn with something about "overcoming logistical challenges with dynamic real world innovations"
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Nobody on LinkedIn has ever had a bad day. Every setback is a "growth opportunity." Every firing is a "new chapter." Every complete professional disaster is framed as "excited to announce." These people would describe the Titanic as "a bold pivot to submarine operations."
@Daojoan A fair few of these posts are probably written by a language model.
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Gli ultimi otto messaggi ricevuti dalla Federazione
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@DigiDavidex ci starebbe anche un diodo ( 1n4107 o simili) in anti parallelo al relè per scaricare le extra tensioni indotte della bobina, ma il design minimal ne guasterebbe.
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@jtux26 mais de rien, j’en garantis juste pas l’utilité ! 😁
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@madcollector il existe sûrement un mot allemand pour ce genre de découvertes 🫤
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@NemoJmeno Ça me va droit au cœur.
(plein de pistils)
(hum)
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@DeufLeMoelleux @Leo_Dumas bon vous êtes allés très très loin pendant que j’étais pas là mais je vais juste dire que de mon côté je visualise si bien ceci que je pourrais le dessiner
Je suis juste pas sûre que c’est une super idée
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@petitmote merci ! Comme toujours, vous pouvez compter sur mes connaissances précieusement inutiles 🫡
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@lamecarlate j’ai cherché une blague avec l’edelweiss style « je capitule encore plus qu’elle » et j’ai échoué alors qu’en fait y’en avait une si simple et si belle à portée 😭
Mes félicitations les plus sincères 👏
