Danger kitty has a question

[bluestarultor@tech.lgbt]

@feike @catsalad @ratsnakegames If it wasn't clear, this is all in jest and I would not, actually, abduct a wild cougar to bring into my house and hug them and squeeze them and love them forever. XD

But it's fun to fantasize as a cat lover.

[ottaross@mastodon.social]

@weezmgk @catsalad came here looking for this reply. 😊

[heathen_cat@furs.social]

@catsalad
That's an "outdoors only" kitty. It's very happy out there and would be miserable inside.

[jimfl@hachyderm.io]

@catsalad “yeah, yeah, make yourself look big, I know the drill.”

[jeffgrigg@mastodon.social]

@catsalad

When the Face Eating Leopards are not available, these are an appropriate substitute, when available in your ecosystem. ^-^

🐈

🖤

[silvermoon82@wandering.shop]

@catsalad
Kitty fren is showing belly for scritches!

[silvermoon82@wandering.shop]

@catsalad
Kitty fren would never lie about belly for scritches.

[gjersey999@ice.ch3.st]

@catsalad@infosec.exchange but what if polite and distinguished?

[soozcat@vmst.io]

@catsalad Fun fact: These are the largest cats that can purr continuously. And they sure do at the zoo, when their keepers give them skritches.

[fiend_unpleasant@mastodon.social]

@hsvincent NO, just because it is friend shaped does not mean it is your friend.

[hsvincent@mastodon.social]

@fiend_unpleasant wrong. It wants a hug

[maitre@mastodon.online]

@StarkRG @catsalad Now this *is* a joke. 😃

[paul_ipv6@infosec.exchange]

@catsalad

"this date has been a total disaster. other cat blew me off. cold and damp. no dinner. uh... taxi?"

[jwo@mastodonczech.cz]

@catsalad kbity,,

[markmalowany@mastodon.social]

@catsalad "Are you free for lunch?"

[spacemagick@mastodon.social]

@catsalad
"I can has cheeseburger?"
#cats

[isagalaev@mastodon.social]

@catsalad it's an amusing photo, but in these times I have to ask, is this real or AI?

[catsalad@infosec.exchange]

@isagalaev It's from 2011, so definitely not AI.

[maddiefuzz@masto.hackers.town]

@catsalad no, you can’t eat it

[catsalad@infosec.exchange]

@maddiefuzz 😿