@nazokiyoubinbou @Viss Exactly

[aprazeth@mstdn.social]

@Viss
... I hope that's a fresh unused plunger considering the defroster blows hot air along the glass - spreading all those yummy smells

[lonelystone@mastodon.world]

@Viss
Nice click bait, you got me. 😆

[viss@mastodon.social]

@Aprazeth a new plunger? in this economy?

[aprazeth@mstdn.social]

@Viss

Fair point. Also saves using an air freshener because it would be pointless anyway

[pikario@mastodon.gamedev.place]

@Viss is it a nokia windows phone? 🤔

[viss@mastodon.social]

@pikario i dont recognize it but the thickness of its bezel says its at least ten years old

[pussreboots@sfba.social]

@Viss that’s a Dalek driving to work.

[aprazeth@mstdn.social]

@Viss
Also also

Imagine getting into an Uber and seeing that. Like, what else is jerry rigged about this ride? Are the brakes a pair of Brillo pads? The seatbelt nothing more but a belt tied in a knot?

Also also how do they remove that plunger? You don't want to exert much force on the front window sooooo, use your fingernails to pop the seal?

[d_113cr@ieji.de]

@Viss nuh uh! I woulda been using my psp!

[sixtyfootmalcolm@mastodon.xyz]

@Viss I sometimes daydream about tattooing adverts onto their retinas.

[hellomiakoda@pdx.social]

@Viss If you want my opinion, this should be considered assault.

[hellomiakoda@pdx.social]

@Viss Also, why the actual fuck do we have fridges that show ads?! Who the fuck looked at that fridge and decided that was better than the plain black monolith I have in my kitchen!?
Food go in, fridge make cold. That is ALL a fridge needs to ever do!

[paul_ipv6@infosec.exchange]

@Viss

ad tech/insertion is likely to give me apoplexy any day now...

[bjb@fosstodon.org]

@Viss

I've tried putting things on windows with suction cups ... never works. But those are puny suction cups, this might actually work.

[lykso@tiny.tilde.website]

@Viss Yeah, I do not at all regret opting out of the "smart everything" stupidity.

[backfromthedud@mas.to]

@Viss No, that's an amputee Dalek.

[raphaelmorgan@disabled.social]

@thomasareed @Viss got a used smart TV and I love keeping it disconnected from the Internet and using HDMI cables 😇

[viss@mastodon.social]

@raphaelmorgan @thomasareed in 2022 or so i bought a brand new sony tv. 4k, hdr, the whole 9. it was smart. there was no avoiding it. i have never let it touch the network, i use zero of its smart features, and its attached to a computer as a glorified monitor.

[whitecattamer@mastodon.online]

@Viss This is a massive improvement from an increasingly lost and frustrated mom driving +10 mph over the residential speed limit with her oldest daughter in the passenger seat hastily paging through the printed Mapquest directions with 3 of her soccer teammates in the backseat holding on to each other and a Tupperware container of sliced oranges for dear life.

[sassinake@mastodon.social]

@Aprazeth @Viss

Where's the fucking mirror?