PAWAAAAAADE
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Pop star on the LEGO float. Why didn’t they make it Star Trek themed?! What a missed merchandizing opp!
Baby Elves On The Shelves carts. When did this become a kink parade? Wait, don’t answer that.
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Baby Elves On The Shelves carts. When did this become a kink parade? Wait, don’t answer that.
Ladies and gentlemen, the LD Bell All Woodwind Marching Band!
Just kidding, I always root for the kids who get chosen for this parade. It’s a big deal
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Ladies and gentlemen, the LD Bell All Woodwind Marching Band!
Just kidding, I always root for the kids who get chosen for this parade. It’s a big deal
Look, it’s the Kinder float! I didn’t know it was allowed in the US
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Look, it’s the Kinder float! I didn’t know it was allowed in the US
Old Truck alert
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Old Truck alert
Uhh… Pokésanta on a Pokésled? I don’t know. Over 50 people in the crowd are going “they really changed Clifford the Big Red Dog.”
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Uhh… Pokésanta on a Pokésled? I don’t know. Over 50 people in the crowd are going “they really changed Clifford the Big Red Dog.”
I wonder if marching band members have to retrain themselves to walk normally again when they rejoin society
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I wonder if marching band members have to retrain themselves to walk normally again when they rejoin society
Oh, it’s the Hallmark Channel. Right before our eyes, a small town Christmas tree farm owner is wooing a Big City lawyer who’s on the run after taking down a garbage scam mobster. It’s called Out Of The Dumps At Christmas
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Oh, it’s the Hallmark Channel. Right before our eyes, a small town Christmas tree farm owner is wooing a Big City lawyer who’s on the run after taking down a garbage scam mobster. It’s called Out Of The Dumps At Christmas
How there aren’t a huge line of Pillsbury Dough Boy sex toys, I’ll never know
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How there aren’t a huge line of Pillsbury Dough Boy sex toys, I’ll never know
These walking pies and cakes and candies have me wondering why we even bother with foodstuffs at Thanksgiving. Everybody knows it’s all about the desserts. Let’s stop kidding ourselves. But Big Turkey won’t let us.
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These walking pies and cakes and candies have me wondering why we even bother with foodstuffs at Thanksgiving. Everybody knows it’s all about the desserts. Let’s stop kidding ourselves. But Big Turkey won’t let us.
GaZEEbo? GaZAYbo? I can never figure that one out.
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GaZEEbo? GaZAYbo? I can never figure that one out.
Minnie Mouse, or We Still Pretend It Isn’t Sexism Because It’s Cute
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Minnie Mouse, or We Still Pretend It Isn’t Sexism Because It’s Cute
The 2 Macy’s star balloons were a warning that the fuzz were coming. NYPD marching band. I think they’re playing “Money”
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The 2 Macy’s star balloons were a warning that the fuzz were coming. NYPD marching band. I think they’re playing “Money”
Snowflake on stilts SNOWFLAKE ON STILTS
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Snowflake on stilts SNOWFLAKE ON STILTS
…and the NYPD horse just took a huge dump *right* in front of a bunch of Christmas elves
God bless the street cleaner guys making quick work of the steaming pile. I wish it was a metaphor for other things.
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…and the NYPD horse just took a huge dump *right* in front of a bunch of Christmas elves
God bless the street cleaner guys making quick work of the steaming pile. I wish it was a metaphor for other things.
OMG IT’S SANTA!!!
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OMG IT’S SANTA!!!
Little known fact: Santa can no longer land his sleigh on roofs where there’s an HOA
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