Beware of the Guardian Loafs

[nuclearoatmeal@beige.party]

@catsalad

Ah fuck. They're going to ask me a riddle and eat me slowly if I fail to answer correctly.

[javensbukan@mstdn.ca]

@catsalad The password is pspspspsps

[kwayk42@sechtor.social]

@catsalad when two cats are loafing and facing each other, that means there's an invisible trip wire between them

Thems is just tha facts

[erik2485@troet.cafe]

@catsalad The transit permit will be expensive.

[jelte@mastodon.nl]

@catsalad

[zamnight@mastodon.social]

@catsalad

[pizzademon@mastodon.online]

@catsalad one guardian always lies. The other ignores you and won't respond to any provocation

[cptbutton@dice.camp]

@Erik2485 @catsalad

Will I need Letters of Transit? Signed by DeGaulle?

[thepolishdispatch@mstdn.social]

@catsalad Gate to the Southern Oracle.

[vwdasher@mymasto.com]

@catsalad no ankle is safe

[fossilite@fosstodon.org]

@catsalad

[crow@irlqt.net]

@catsalad@infosec.exchange one tells only the truth and tells only lies

[chuff@bark.wolp.chat]

The one on the left always lies, and the other one always tells the truth?

[aud@fire.asta.lgbt]

@catsalad@infosec.exchange behold, two guardians. one always tells lies about the last time they were fed, and the other also always tells lies about the last time they were fed

[nerinalucia098@mastodon.social]

@APBBlue @catsalad I didn't see that one coming lol 😆

[weezmgk@mastodon.social]

@catsalad can you get them with wings? Everybody fears a flyin' lyin' lion. Ain't nobody getting into that rumpus room

[dianea@lgbtqia.space]

@catsalad

Earlier

[ferrix@mastodon.online]

@catsalad lions guarding the stairs to a library

[jargoggles@kolektiva.social]

@catsalad
"None may venture through unless they answer our riddle true...

Is there food in our dish?"

"Yes."

"Incorrect. You may not pass."

"But look, there's lots of food in the dish, just not in the middle."

"SO, YOU HAVE CHOSEN DEATH!"

[sindarina@ngmx.com]

@catsalad You must appease with pettings three.