The dream of most people on Twitter, Instagram, and such, is to have an enormous mansion in Florida.

[szescstopni@circumstances.run]

The dream of most people on Twitter, Instagram, and such, is to have an enormous mansion in Florida. The dream of most people on Mastodon is to have a small decent house somewhere in a forest where it's not too hot.

[srtcd424@mas.to]

@Szescstopni
And goats. Don't forget the goats!

[brie@venera.social]

@srtcd424 @Szescstopni Feral dogs just ate one of my coworker's goats :/

[hatetsu@mastodon.com.pl]

@Szescstopni And there's public transport connections at least once an hour

[szescstopni@circumstances.run]

@brie @srtcd424 I had to go and check #IdąPsięta's teeth. No sign of goat hair.

[szescstopni@circumstances.run]

@HaTetsu The only public transport that will ever come to my place will be an ambulance :)

[jak@defcon.social]

@Szescstopni oh, come on! Mediterranean is perfectly warm ;-)

[szescstopni@circumstances.run]

@jak Right now? Yes :) A small house over Mediterranean is OK as a Masto dream.

[da_gut@dice.camp]

@Szescstopni grasslands in my case but yes, you’re correct

[rk@mastodon.well.com]

@Szescstopni

I want one of those tiny apartments that somehow manages to have three bedrooms in it in Manhattan. Once the kids move out we can downsize to one bedroom. How does one do this?

[szescstopni@circumstances.run]

@rk No idea. I live in a forest in Easter Poland.

[rk@mastodon.well.com]

@Szescstopni

…that would also be acceptable though I don’t speak Polish. I’d have to learn. That could be fun.

[pseudonym@mastodon.online]

@rk @Szescstopni

Be on a US TV sitcom with wacky neighbors.

[rk@mastodon.well.com]

@pseudonym @Szescstopni

“I work as a barista at a coffee shop and live in an enormous apartment in Manhattan within a couple of blocks of Central Park! This is not suspicious at all.”

[szescstopni@circumstances.run]

@rk A three bedroom apartment in Eastern Poland? Certainly much cheaper than in Manhattan. $100K is more than enough for a three bedroom house here.

[szescstopni@circumstances.run]

@rk @pseudonym I assume you might be referring to something I haven't heard about.

[rk@mastodon.well.com]

@pseudonym @Szescstopni

(It is now that I wish to add that every job should pay enough to live in the city in which you work and I’d like it if this were somehow enforced.)

[rk@mastodon.well.com]

@Szescstopni @pseudonym

Sorry yes. You have now been dragged into a distinctly American conversation, I apologize.

[__d@mastodon.social]

@Szescstopni and near a river

[disorderlyf@todon.eu]

@Szescstopni Honestly, my dream setup is being able to live out of like a van or a boat with a cabin so deep in a forest you have to drive off road for a few minutes to get to it to tend to a garden and a handful of animals.