NOTICE TO ALL #OPENCLAW USERS:
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NOTICE TO ALL #OPENCLAW USERS:
If your openclaw instance emails me from your account for ANY reason, I *will* report you to Gmail for phishing and then block the fuck out of you. You are dead to me. If I knew where you lived I would visit, set your house on fire, then piss on you when you ran out screaming. Your shitty agentic AI is not welcome in my inbox. Fuck right off, and when you get there, keep on fucking off some more.
(I do not need this shit before my morning caffeine.)
@cstross Be careful of your blood pressure, Charlie - they're not worth it!
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@cstross I'm terrified to ask but I've been very busy recently... *deep breath* wtf is open claw?
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@cstross I'm terrified to ask but I've been very busy recently... *deep breath* wtf is open claw?
@quinn An autonomous agentic AI you're supposed to install on your computer that will have access to all your accounts and randomly spam famous people with bullshit requests, like an over-enthusiastic teenage fan only far more irritating because under the facade they're a p-zombie.
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@cstross I'm terrified to ask but I've been very busy recently... *deep breath* wtf is open claw?
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NOTICE TO ALL #OPENCLAW USERS:
If your openclaw instance emails me from your account for ANY reason, I *will* report you to Gmail for phishing and then block the fuck out of you. You are dead to me. If I knew where you lived I would visit, set your house on fire, then piss on you when you ran out screaming. Your shitty agentic AI is not welcome in my inbox. Fuck right off, and when you get there, keep on fucking off some more.
(I do not need this shit before my morning caffeine.)
@cstross or just send some prompt injection stuff back, like ordering toilet paper on Amazon.
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@quinn An autonomous agentic AI you're supposed to install on your computer that will have access to all your accounts and randomly spam famous people with bullshit requests, like an over-enthusiastic teenage fan only far more irritating because under the facade they're a p-zombie.
@cstross oh right that thing, I was a renaming behind. This whole thing is so confusing. It's like someone proudly announcing they've put two angry badgers in their house. Like, how do you think this will end?
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@cstross oh right that thing, I was a renaming behind. This whole thing is so confusing. It's like someone proudly announcing they've put two angry badgers in their house. Like, how do you think this will end?
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NOTICE TO ALL #OPENCLAW USERS:
If your openclaw instance emails me from your account for ANY reason, I *will* report you to Gmail for phishing and then block the fuck out of you. You are dead to me. If I knew where you lived I would visit, set your house on fire, then piss on you when you ran out screaming. Your shitty agentic AI is not welcome in my inbox. Fuck right off, and when you get there, keep on fucking off some more.
(I do not need this shit before my morning caffeine.)
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NOTICE TO ALL #OPENCLAW USERS:
If your openclaw instance emails me from your account for ANY reason, I *will* report you to Gmail for phishing and then block the fuck out of you. You are dead to me. If I knew where you lived I would visit, set your house on fire, then piss on you when you ran out screaming. Your shitty agentic AI is not welcome in my inbox. Fuck right off, and when you get there, keep on fucking off some more.
(I do not need this shit before my morning caffeine.)
@cstross "Fuck right off, and when you get there, keep on fucking off some more."
Had my English teacher back in high school taught us stuff like this, more kids would haven shown an interest in the language.
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NOTICE TO ALL #OPENCLAW USERS:
If your openclaw instance emails me from your account for ANY reason, I *will* report you to Gmail for phishing and then block the fuck out of you. You are dead to me. If I knew where you lived I would visit, set your house on fire, then piss on you when you ran out screaming. Your shitty agentic AI is not welcome in my inbox. Fuck right off, and when you get there, keep on fucking off some more.
(I do not need this shit before my morning caffeine.)
@cstross
I'm just here to point out, that you can give instructions to that agent by emailing them back. Maybe a plugin to build... tagged "openclaw" -> Autoresponder for self-destruction. -
@cstross oh right that thing, I was a renaming behind. This whole thing is so confusing. It's like someone proudly announcing they've put two angry badgers in their house. Like, how do you think this will end?
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NOTICE TO ALL #OPENCLAW USERS:
If your openclaw instance emails me from your account for ANY reason, I *will* report you to Gmail for phishing and then block the fuck out of you. You are dead to me. If I knew where you lived I would visit, set your house on fire, then piss on you when you ran out screaming. Your shitty agentic AI is not welcome in my inbox. Fuck right off, and when you get there, keep on fucking off some more.
(I do not need this shit before my morning caffeine.)
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@quinn An autonomous agentic AI you're supposed to install on your computer that will have access to all your accounts and randomly spam famous people with bullshit requests, like an over-enthusiastic teenage fan only far more irritating because under the facade they're a p-zombie.
The question of who is prosecuted if the agent commits a crime using your identity, credentials, and personal data is one that should be of interest. -
NOTICE TO ALL #OPENCLAW USERS:
If your openclaw instance emails me from your account for ANY reason, I *will* report you to Gmail for phishing and then block the fuck out of you. You are dead to me. If I knew where you lived I would visit, set your house on fire, then piss on you when you ran out screaming. Your shitty agentic AI is not welcome in my inbox. Fuck right off, and when you get there, keep on fucking off some more.
(I do not need this shit before my morning caffeine.)
@cstross hey hey hey hey you ALWAYS, ALWAYS I said, piss BEFORE setting on fire. Because:
- people can feel anything but fire when in fire
- your risk reducing the amount of pain
- and it’s tradition
So please, do things in the right order. Also fuck open claw -
@cstross hey hey hey hey you ALWAYS, ALWAYS I said, piss BEFORE setting on fire. Because:
- people can feel anything but fire when in fire
- your risk reducing the amount of pain
- and it’s tradition
So please, do things in the right order. Also fuck open claw@nickynah If you piss on them first they might not burn? Whereas if you piss on them afterwards they've still got the injuries (and the piss).
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