OK, Alone is fantastic. The cop talking tough while leaving after the first day because of bears is hilarious. Oh, there are bears in the woods? Better go home, tough guy.

Next one to leave is because he's afraid of dogs.

And, look, bears are scary as shit. But, these guys act like serious outdoorsmen, and they've never run into wildlife? Without a firearm they're terrified? I'm a casual but regular hiker, and I've been sniffing distance from bears, a bobcat, a lynx, and wolves.

How am I going to get across all this water to find water?

I know this sounds like a joke, but that is literally what is happening here.

I mean, I guess it's saltwater. But, I think they're in a rainforest? They said this place gets 12+ feet of rain every year.

But, they're seemingly all drinking collected water without boiling or treating it. These folks are not gonna last long.

Maybe they've saved the competent folks for later. Two guys have boiled water in episode 2, including the "better float across this water on a rickety tarp raft".

This guy eating a banana slug, a notorious carrier of rat lung worm, seems like an avoidable risk? At least he thoroughly cooked it.

Doomed by misplacing the fire starter is relatable. I would definitely lose something vitally important to my survival immediately.

Ah, hell, his name is Joe. But, dude, you had a fire going when you lost the fire starter. Just keep it going forever. Where else you gotta be that you can't put a log on the fire every couple hours? Night time is a challenge, but if you keep it reasonably dry, you can stoke it back to life again in the morning.

OK, Wayne had a real bear scare. I reckon he's justified in bailing out.

Sam's looking awful cozy, though.

Dustin's a sweetheart, worrying about whether the other guys got their shelters up.

Oh, no, a guy who drank unboiled, untreated, water is having urgent stomach distress. Who could have predicted this?

I should not be laughing so hard about this. Nobody deserves this, but he literally asked for it? Don't drink water from a creek without boiling it, folks. Anyone going on a survival game show should know this.

The editor is an absolute savage with this foreshadowing caption.

Don't cook and eat where you sleep when cougars are the vibe.

Day nine!? We're only on day nine, and they're all talking themselves into leaving?

Also, dude is building a boat on day nine? You're still sleeping under a tarp and you're building a boat?

I am having trouble suspending disbelief about these guys not being selected to maximize drama and keep the shooting schedule short.

Maybe I've read too many survival books (Adrift: Seventy-six Days Lost At Sea at way too young an age) and too much frontier history, but I was genuinely expecting this to be like 90 days, minimum. Half of them have already gone home.

Dude is still on this boat nonsense. I mean, cool, you built a boat and it floats, so far. But, where are you going to go in a boat?